Knight Marcher

Ua Mau ke Ea o ka ʻĀina i ka Pono

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

@merrynick13 when Hawaiians get sleepy after a meal it’s called a Kanak Attack

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Bro googled “slurs for Hawaiians”

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@Knight_Marcher LOL

Silly Kanaka thinks he’s is cooking with this one.

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

@merrynick13 the “slur” is kanak (no a at the end). But it’s like calling a white person “cracker”. Nobody cares.

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

@merrynick13 😂 funniest part is he didn’t even write it in slur form correctly

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

Every business should have the speakerphone shotgun

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

@AudittheVoteHI This happened to my grandmother’s building. She lives on the 19th floor.

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

Is LOL your signature or like a tic?

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@Knight_Marcher Dude I lived in Hawaii.

I know my way around you fat pineapple fuckers.

Especially little bitches like you.

You have a type. And it’s hilarious.

LOL

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

@MightyMortyMan @q_3st Another f word

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

Can I say something without everyone getting mad?

[The Cougar Chronicle @TheCougChron]

BREAKING: @UVU just alerted campus that a female suspect threatened to shoot students earlier today. UVU police recommend campus "be aware and vigilant." Suspect still-at-large, but the following photos were released:

[LEGO Joseph Smith @Mormonger]

King Solomon: I'm gonna cut this baby in half

Lindsay Clancy: OK

King Solomon:

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

Aww he’s sticking up for his boyfriend. Kinda cute.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@Knight_Marcher Says the guy who called stacker “nigga”

Bitch please.

LOL

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

@q_3st 😩😩😩

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

Just enough to commit adultery

[Salt Sermon | 𐐝𐐱𐑊𐐻 𐐝𐐲𐑉𐑋𐐲𐑌 @SaltSermon]

Are Mormies conscious?

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

@theelderpepe Happy birthday brother

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

The edgelord has found me

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@Knight_Marcher Bro, make a deep argument and get a deep response.

Keep up the pussy shit you do now and all you’re gonna get is called names.

Little bitch.

LOL

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

@Alcatrazward Dug deep for that one huh?

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

“Show me porn is bad”

[Mormon Serf @MormonSerf]

Call my bedroom Hiroshima the way my DNA explodes and spreads across the inhabitants

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

Rudy is

[Brother Burton @Brother_Burton]

Can I be a Mormon and a Notre Dame fan?

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

ok

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Gloria Steinem, feminist writer and activist, dead at 92

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

Is there a psychological reason behind why pimos can’t reply to anything without also posting a retarded gif? And why they think they’re handing out homework assignments?

[Nancy Rigdon @RigdonNancy3]

@Knight_Marcher I just went back, you were supposed to show that porn is the reason people leave, not that porn is bad.