Alcatraz 1st Ward

Welcome to the Rock. Pay your tithing in commissary cigarettes and ramen packets. Bishop Vader conducting, visiting Elder Corbridge presiding on the stand.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

Welcome to church.

Adjust your shackles and settle in.

Belief trumps discomfort.

I’m confident you will stay.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@rob_alvord @stackerco Forgot this reason I keep engaging.

I remember how alone I felt.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@SilverFoxLife @stackerco I find it to be the polar opposite.

Deeply flawed and unredeemable with a few good things thrown in.

I’ve found better explanations and revelation to the contrary.

How do we know who is right?

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@tscottme @stackerco What a poorly designed system that places eternal weight on picking the wrong option especially if the LDS church is the only right option.

Especially when the evidence against the LDS option is so profound.

God wants people who ignore truth and subvert their morality? No

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@stackerco The only thing that keeps me doing it is that giving up is exactly what they want.

Truth dies in darkness.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@NQpilot When that day inevitably comes I hope you will be true to yourself and leave.

Then you will look back and find out about all the other things they lied Toni about.

It sucks. But reach out when it happens. I’ll buy you lunch and just listen.

You’re not crazy.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@NQpilot One day you’re gonna look around and be standing on top of a hill the church demanded you take and defend and realize you are alone and the church has withdrawn and disavowed you.

You will be decried as the bigot for holding the beliefs they told you were eternal principles.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@surskitmaxxing And LOL at all the total simps pulling for him.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

Total shock. When you call out a scammer they block you.

Kirk is a LIAR.

He is running a long-con miraculous conversion story for likes (or worse to generate converts) and even some of his fellow saints see it.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@surskitmaxxing LOL

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@BlackBlessedLDS Seems to be the church’s argument

(can’t tell for sure because they don’t actually articulate what damages come from someone believing it is a faithful podcast)

The only argument that would hold up in court is loss of revenue but I’m guessing they want to avoid that.

LOL

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@HBody25 @DiscipleFidei Not a good one.

And notice the OP never claims that his friend didn’t have a bible.

Only that he gave him some bibles and other books. (Maybe better bibles that helped him see differently)

Your argument is a strawman.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@BlackBlessedLDS @RealRangoStarr @johndehlin What is the dispute?

That it made people uncomfortable? No law against that.

That it misrepresented official positions of the church that caused people to take actions that resulted in quantifiable damages?

I would love to see that argued but it isn’t.

Seems incomplete.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@Lavader_ Islam is retarded.

No joke needed.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@BrianAtlas He shouldn’t be on trial here at all.

And insanity or IQ should not determine justice. Period.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

I think the final straw was me calling out the fact that he is not only a liar but his content is almost entirely AI written and fake slop.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@surskitmaxxing @RigdonNancy3 He blocked me for calling it out.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@TheMormonNews Movie also went under the name “welcome to spring break”.

It’s legitimately terrible.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@TheMormonNews Then some enterprising nerds in the AV club spliced a clip of him introducing himself as an anchor followed by his death scene from the movie where he drunkenly fumbles a handful of condoms before being electrocuted.

And broadcast it on the channel 1 TV

Good times.