Alchemists

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[Alchemists @alchemistsmi]

Today is the day you can finally stream and pre-order the new ep What's Your Problem? https://t.co/lRNuu3pMI1

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@TheReactionGif @benleemusic @clairlemon You’re part of the problem, congratulations

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Joe Biden, Do-Anything-Remotely-Progressive-Or-Good-At-All-When-You-Take-Office Challenge

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“Sorry I couldn’t make you cum. I don’t have that much going on for me, but like... wanna hear my credit score?”

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While you’re busy “rocking and rolling” on stage, maybe take a second to look at your fretting technique.

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Here's a Boston cop bragging & laughing about hitting protesters with his car before he realizes the cop he's bragging to has his bodycam on https://t.co/AyKgmWfiRf

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I’m just vibing tonight

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One time a sound guy asked our band name no fewer than seven times, then when we were about to start, he picks up the mic and goes “GIVE IT UP FOR THE ALCHEMY!”

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Google search: how to be a fun meme account

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@spookyminimix Jerk it out is a classic, actually that whole album is good. Walkie talkie man was on some like DDR type game I played when I was young hahah

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Please do not disturb, band meeting

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You know what time it is 😈

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Please only refer to me by my professional title

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What’s up, gamers, it’s Dan from Alchemists

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