Alan Cording

Supporter of all things Newport and sporting - Newport County&Newport RFC.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Ofcom claims there is no consensus to ban Nigel Farage from Presenting on GB News.

Lets show them one.

[Alan Cording @alcording]

@Xmusknewsx No

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

Over the last 36 hours, we have witnessed the very soul of Nigel Farage — his essence.

It has been over a month since he went into hiding, since serious questions began to be raised over his undeclared £5M donation.

A month since he appeared in front of TV cameras or underwent any questioning at all.

At 8am yesterday morning, Farage released a video, from a field somewhere, calling for rage. Calling for an end to the mythical two-tier policing.

Make no mistake, those were very carefully chosen words — he understood what he was unleashing, and his wish was granted last night in Southampton.

On Tuesday, the Home Secretary made a statement to the House regarding the murder of Henry Nowack. There was, as always, an opportunity to question Shabana Mahmood — was Nigel Farage in attendance?

No, of course not.

Today, Farage was granted a question at PMQs — the showpiece spectacle of the political week in which the country's news and politics fanatics tune in to watch — was Nigel Farage in attendance?

Yes, of course he was.

He had somehow found his way into work after missing 77 separate votes in Parliament because … he would, at least for three minutes, be the centre of the country's political attention.

His question was about the murder of Henry Nowack and the violence that erupted [on his command] last night, but he would not condemn it or call for calm.

Instead, he 'suggested' that this rioting might escalate.

This afternoon, he has performatively written to the BBC because someone on Newsnight dared to accuse him of inciting the violence — playing his perpetual victim card. Again.

And there we see the soul of Nigel Farage — a craven, desperate for attention, evil, petty and pointless man.

END RANT.

[Aslam Baig Mirza @Baig2704]

@GBX_Press #leadership #USA2026

[Barneso @barnes_barneso]

@LeeAndersonMP_ "Full shift"

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Allow me to be the first to congratulate the MAGA morons, who spent years howling about the $1.7B that Obama returned to Iran.

Your 4D chess master is handing Iran $300B, to open the Strait of Hormuz, that Obama kept open for free.

Brilliant!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Kind-hearted Sarah Pochin posted a video with an elderly woman and the caption "helping people like Ethel is why I love my job". The fact that the woman was a notorious benefits cheat who claimed her father’s pension for 12 years after he died is neither here nor there.
https://t.co/B7RYm8CdBL

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Don't let scumbags get away with it!!!

Every GBNews presenter, every Reform MP, every Reform supporter celebrated this prick!!!

Now they're desperately scrambling to delete their posts.

[Alan Cording @alcording]

Oh dear 🤣

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Tourism plummets for first time in 20 years as visitors avoid Trump's America
https://t.co/jdaK2LLUcx

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

https://t.co/MrgYzy44Ie

[Alan Cording @alcording]

Please read all of this.....

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

HOLY CRAP Trump actually accomplished a miracle. Here is what he got out of Iran:

- Reduce its stockpile of enriched uranium by about 98%

- Limit uranium enrichment to 3.67% purity (far below weapons-grade)

- Cut the number of installed centrifuges by roughly two-thirds

- Only enrich uranium at one declared site (Natanz)

- Stop enrichment activities at Fordow and convert it into a research facility

- Redesign the Arak heavy-water reactor so it could not easily produce weapons-grade plutonium

- Ship out or dilute excess enriched uranium
Allow extensive inspections by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA)
Permit continuous monitoring of nuclear facilities and supply chains

- Accept “snap” inspections under expanded monitoring rules

- Avoid building new heavy-water reactors for years

- Stay within strict limits on uranium stockpile size and centrifuge development for set periods ranging from 10–25 years

Ooops, sorry!

That was the JCPOA that Obama signed with Iran, only to have him tear it up, kill 140 kids, get hundreds of Americans injured, 13 killed, and gas prices to surge 50%.

[Gareth @GSith85]

@Parody_PM Dont forget after receiving this 5m gift from a crypto billionaire he also then endorsed that guys firm and has since made it reform policy to reduce captial gains tax on crypto and also deregulate it

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

‘So Eileen I’ve removed all the pictures in your care home…oh and have you got the correct ticket that allows you to stay here?’

[Alan Cording @alcording]

Hmmmmm?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Turns out I have a £9,400 County Court judgement against me for an unpaid debt, which I didn't even know about.
But please put me in charge of the country's finances and the whole of the UK economy.

[Alan Cording @alcording]

Reform voters, please make an excuse for this?

[Reece Dinsdale @reece_dinsdale]

If you allow Reform to take over… then take heed. 👇

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

Breaking:Nigel Farage to present revamped version of Through The Keyhole in which guests are invited into his house and have to try and figure out who paid for it.

[Cymru am Byth #FBPE @Penyrheolgerrig]

@politixintheuk @LoziCamp

[Worley's Cider @WorleysCider]

Hey @JeremyClarkson as a small agricultural business that depends on trading at small local events, it’d be great if you could stop trying to pressgang your Hawkstone cider into every event we do. You don’t grow apples or make the cider yourself. Butt out - you’re bankrupting us