alex

the DoD fully endorses my shitposting

[alex @alcoughy]

Happy international womens day. Got my first girlfriend & made her my wife 🖤

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Taylor Swift trying to motivate Travis Kelce going into the 2nd half

[bailey moon a deux @baileymoon96]

suicide postponed

[alex @alcoughy]

constantly refreshing ig for any and all @TheSportBeans wedding content

[alex @alcoughy]

the best part of a relationship is the mutual agreement to get pizza after a hard day

[trash jones @jzux]

i love getting vaccines. my little software updates

[alex @alcoughy]

@r_mothman HAPPY PREFRONTAL CORTEX DEVELOPMENT DAY 🎉

[alex @alcoughy]

im hot im not supposed to know how to get a replacement title for my car ??

[bobby @bobby]

took pre-workout before lifting for the first time in years. a couple observations:

(1) these weights feel lighter than usual.
(2) i can hear the inside of my ears.

[alex @alcoughy]

god I wish hozier was real

[trash jones @jzux]

“don’t buy coffee save money by making it at home” back off bitch i am hanging by a fucking thread

[chaicoughski ☕️ @asap_Berg1]

Please tell me that 25 is when my prefrontal cortex *begins* to finish up. This can’t be all I got 🤩

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

leave him alone wtf

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Me: (Mumbling as boss approaches my desk) i’ll kill myself in front of you if you ask me to do a single thing I swear to god
Boss: Hey can you email me that thing
Me: Oh for sure playa. No doubt

[rose @r_mothman]

NOT HECTOR SALAMANCA

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

golden retriever bf is not a real person, rather the manifestation of subconscious psychosexual obsessions, all women fantasise about neutering him, shooting him in the head & euthanising him at will,

[alex @alcoughy]

I firmly believe that, as a woman, I have the right to use a cute lil selfie for my LinkedIn

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today, I signed an Executive Order strengthening how our military handles sexual assault and serious offenses.

Ending gender-based violence has been a priority for me throughout my career.

This represents a turning point for survivors of gender-based violence in the military.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Angus Cloud’s family releases statement on his passing to TMZ:

“Last week he buried his father and intensely struggled with this loss. The only comfort we have is knowing Angus is now reunited with his dad, who was his best friend. Angus was open about his battle with mental health and we hope that his passing can be a reminder to others that they are not alone and should not fight this on their own in silence.”