chaicoughski ☕️

- big dog

[latke @latkedelrey]

the experience of having had a sandwich so good that you and the person you ate it with reminisce about it semi regularly

[mawia 🩵 ⸝⸝ʚ̴̶̷̆_ʚ̴̶̷̆⸝⸝ @rottedbrainz]

her: are you fucking stupid?
me:

[chaicoughski ☕️ @asap_Berg1]

What a great example of a tweet I would love to tag my wife in if she had X

[✰ @tersseer]

“you attract what you fear” ahhh SOAPY BOOBS ahhh

[✰ @tersseer]

“you attract what you fear” ahhh SOAPY BOOBS ahhh

[John Cinder @CinderMountain]

There's a certain type of Midwesterner that knows the value of the pallid marriage of purple and orange on a deathly silent winter night.

It is one of the purest forms of existence in the great North.

[Ryan Cummings @weakinstrument]

The people ask, and the people shall receive

[lai 🪷 @gardeninvenus]

me when i get titty pics

[darian @darian___]

drinks on me tonight friends imma dispute the charges on monday

[Senerski @Orchestral_Hit]

blind gynecologist be like who's pussy is this

[simon (sentimental tamandua) @telegraphroads]

how it feels eating dinner at home with the love of your life after a long day

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey girl, sorry for being a little low energy last night!!!! I’m cursed to carry around The Anvil of Grief & it was just especially heavy yesterday

[Jesús Rodríguez @jesusrodriguezb]

reading the boston globe lesbian bar story only through tweeted screenshots as revolutionary praxis

[Chris Murphy @christress]

Bringing an iced coffee with wet hair to a western Massachusetts lesbian bar on no mask night to discuss the perils school choice

[hera @shiningdaisies]

be the elephant you wish to see in the room

[JT @jiratickets]

first thing the indonesians saw when the dutch east india company pulled up in 1603

[セサミストリート日本公式 @sesamejapan]

今日はスライミーのお誕生日！🎉

小さい体で大きな心を持つスライミーは、いつも勇敢！今年は日本も楽しんだよ。

スライミーはもう、次の旅のことを考えているみたい。またみんなに会いに行ってもいいかな？

#HappyBirthdaySlimey

[Kamo @Kamoportal]

when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me

[patrick thornton @patandalsorick]

prequel to jurassic park called precambrian park. eleven hour film mostly of churning water and the mounting sense that something teems