Sam Aldag

YEET

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

I went to Georgia and found the BEST FIDDLE PLAYER. Then I offered him a fiddle made of SOLID GOLD. There's just ONE CATCH...

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

honestly I appreciate that jimmy saw the pose and locked in with him.

[INeedAnIntegraTypeSByTomorrow☄️👻 @Mayberrykush]

Nigga shadow look like Kermit 😭

[it’s will time @uwantmetoiwill]

Put a white boy like me in a quarter zip and my handshake instantly gets firmer and my smile faker

[Colb @___Colb___]

Because the youth need to know who Brandon Roy was, Ken.

[the roadkill king @alphabetoatmeal]

Lotta respect for Sony, no Disney interference, just making dogshit films for the love of the game

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

I think if you’re routinely spacing out and you have cartoon style bandages on your head from falling all the time, you should be removed from government work

[Mister Race Bannon @MrRaceBannon]

Instead of Canada becoming the 51st state, how about…

[(Parody) FAX Sports: MLB @MLBONFAX]

BREAKING 🚨🚨: The Los Angeles Dodgers are signing Jesus Christ to a $12B deal for eternity, with payment deferred to Judgment Day.

"We thought we'd get a head start on Christmas shopping," manager Dave Roberts said.

Jesus will reportedly play every position, including middle relief.

[Cal Football @CalFootball]

OUR. AXE.

#GoBears | #ALLIN

[mimi @aEvilcat]

shopify is the standard oil of game changers.

we've got to get some anti-trust legislation to break them up, too many good players on one team, it's not fair.

dont let her acts of public charity distract you, mel's no captain of industry.

meL capone is a robber baron.

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Donald Trump announces Nute Gunray will serve as Secretary of Commerce

[Sam Aldag @AldagSam]

@Coach_Yac

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Sensitive big man. 😭😭 😭

[Sam Aldag @AldagSam]

That's a dude that stands 2 inches from his TV

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

How a coach and a sideline react to a Hail Mary:

[Sam Aldag @AldagSam]

YES

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨 UPDATE

#49ers are expected to open the 21- day practice window after the bye week for Christian McCaffrey

[Sam Aldag @AldagSam]

Claiming the Lions are headed to the Super Bowl 5 games into the season is bold

[Mayor Mike Duggan @MayorMikeDuggan]

Detroit just hosted the largest NFL Draft in history, the Tigers are back in the playoffs, the Lions are headed to the Super Bowl, crime is down and our population is growing. Lots of cities should be like Detroit. And we did it all without Trump’s help.

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Kenny: I love women. I just think they shouldn’t be shooting from our lines.

Barkley: I’ll tell you what I wanna shoot. Homeless people.

Ernie: Let’s just get to our post-game interview.

Shaq (trying to speak Serbian to Jokic): Ni Hao

[Sam Aldag @AldagSam]

@mattylite69 Pain