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20’s style yapper

[alden @aldenstanbrough]

enjoying the fruits (strawberries) of my labor (driving to publix)

[alden @aldenstanbrough]

Me discovering sushi tacos is the worst thing that’s ever happened to my husband

[Huge Chud Statue of Muad’Dib @muaddibstyle]

Suffering and tribulation has caused him to ascend. Dune shit.

[emo transsexual façade @no1quippyfan]

i wish i lived in a sitcom and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited

[alden @aldenstanbrough]

@chionogirl @apostolicus When I was a preschool teacher, if the biting got bad, we would do half a capful of apple cider vinegar and call it bite juice to ‘rinse all the germs out’. It tastes nasty but a small amount is actually good for them so it’s a win win. Always with parent permission

[crybaby @bunnygirl1373]

my plans for this week

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

pov: u look at me during the sad part of the movie

[Scarlett @ScarLyann]

“And by the way… I’m going out tonight” I hum to myself as I grab my kindle and hot tea on the way to my bed

[🏆 - kermit gulag @scullyenjoyer]

elijah wood visiting a fan’s animal crossing island

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

everyone loves me very much. they do not hate me and they are not mad at me

[USA Gymnastics @USAGym]

you know what time it is ⌛️

[malak @Malaaktamerr]

someday i will go to Italy with the love of my life

[Ceno🐊💫Matsuricon Night Market 9/4-9/6 @CenoCrocodile]

🖍️🐊

[tate @50FirstTates]

[picking petals off a flower] we're cooked. we are so back. we're cooked. we are so back. we're cooked

[Jackson Frank @jackfrank_jjf]

Playing a game of Catan:

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

how it feels to have to get up in the morning when ur partner gets to stay in bed

[alden @aldenstanbrough]

it would be diabolical to hide likes for a few weeks and then unhide them with no warnings. let’s see what you’ve been liking in private 🤨