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[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

dudes will be 35 years old posting “NYC on 35mm film” time to get it together bro

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

Paying to unlock hardware that’s already installed in a car and doesn’t cost the manufacturer anything feels uniquely shitty

[manny @mannyfidel]

LinkedIn final boss

[Gavin Ortlund @gavinortlund]

This is so funny. Clearly I’ve been too negative on AI and overlooking the really good fruit it can bear.

[Det 💮 @Seeqent]

No way there's already a washed edit😭😭

[Reseller Rowe @resellerrowe]

One customer moved away and my White Claw sales dropped $6,175.14 at my restaurant.

Apparently I didn’t have a White Claw customer. I had THE White Claw customer 😂

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

The only time whites are allowed in ads

[Extra Time Indonesia @idextratime]

WADUH 😅😂

[𝕎 𝕀 𝔻 𝔾 𝔼 @Widge0]

Landlord wants me to trade my garage space for a one year rent freeze

[Cigs @cigsaftermilk]

bener kata orang

“when you treat a woman too well she doesn’t think you’re amazing, she thinks she is”

long live patriarchy
long live polygamy

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

Never donate a single cent to Wikipedia

[Flat is justice @evilafbratlover]

>he most likely had his ribs exposed due to the lashings
>carried a huge wooden cross where he would be nailed to and left to die in the scorching middle east sun

>still asked God to forgive his torturers and executioners

If anything, it was angelic, divine. Wonder why.

[Hulkster pvnished @Hulkster4ever]

>FDA does it's jobs
>The left frames it like it's a bad thing

[La Jolla @liberscravola]

This just means if you want to skip lunch and leave half hour early you can't btw.

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

The first word in the title of the bill is “Omnibus” in case you were wondering.

[GJ Flash @GJFlash]

The existing laws already require lunch breaks for workers.

Bro.

The problem, bro, is that the current laws don't funnel millions and billions of dollars to Democrat commies and their butt buddies.

Bro.

The current law doesn't require business owners to fund their own demise.

Bro.

Republicans are about saving the Republic, bro, and if you're too young/stupid/naive to see it with your own eyes, then sit tf down and shut tf up.
If you're being paid to pretend not to see it, bro, just remember that we Americans have long memories.

Bro.

[Kirsche 🥥 🧁 @KirscheVerstahl]

It's easy to hate the rich, but do you have the courage to hate the poor?

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

If you Thanos snapped the bottom 2% of society out of existence, society would become Mayberry with iphones and a small child could traverse NYC alone with no threat whatsoever. People simply do not understand how much low-trust and criminality is tolerated as a political choice.

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Elon Musk making Teslas is not the reason why shampoo and deodorant are behind plexiglass at Walgreens

The bottom 2% makes our lives infinitely more miserable than the top 2%

[Serf @RoyalSerf]

"If you Thanos snapped the top 2% of society out of existence, every company, country, and system along with civilization as we know it would collapse within weeks. If you did the same thing to the bottom 2% nothing would change, if anything average daily life would improve."