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[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Dudes couldn’t shut up about Lindsay Clancy but quiet af about Cornell University

[Tuli-Manuella🧚🏾‍♀️ @GreezyThaDon]

Waking up to dick-to-butt cuddles while the rain is pouring. What a beautiful Sunday morning

[a. @diffident_]

everyone wants an obsessed girl until she can detect a 2% deviation from your behavioral baseline and wants to know exactly what happened at 3:17pm to cause it

[Raul @icy464]

People found not guilty by reason of insanity are sent to forensic hospitals, which are nothing like standard psychiatric hospitals. These forensic hospitals, which can barely be described an; hospitals in my opinion, are functionally prisons with somewhat better psychiatric care

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

her mom had me thinking i need to leave a ngga and i don’t have one

[م @wailoftheney]

Life must be so easy for people who dont experience emotions intensely

[✰. @swagoszn_]

As an adult, you really need a Saturday to sleep all day sometimes. Doing absolutely nothing for a whole day

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

I honestly do not have a single bone in me for side hustles. I genuinely just need this one job to pay me better😭

[Stigma🇫🇷 ⭐️⭐️ @Stigma3rd]

Si ma soeur finit comme ça un jour je vous assures que je prends 30ans

[c 🫗 @mightbechidi]

Its funny but this is not a joke

[ed oliver dollar @justkidooit]

Me and my boy are having entirely different nights

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

You and your partner changing your ways to make the relationship work is top tier

[danni @danielagbd_]

en agosto voy a arreglar mi vida o la voy a empeorar ya veremos

[male @malulak_]

cuando me burlo d mi yo del 2023 pero ella tiene algo que yo extraño con todo mi ser

[V1ck @decadent3_2]

mi fantasía sexual es ver las auroras boreales en noruega con el amor de mi vida.

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando as pessoas acham que você está ignorando elas, mas a vida tá te deixando assim:

[Lil. S @sergiohernndz]

El amor de mi vida tiene que entender que le voy a durar lo que me cuide, le voy hablar como me trate y solo le voy a creer lo que me demuestre.

[Daniel @EsDanielacho]

Los venezolanos este 2026:

[𝓌𝒶𝓋𝑒𝑒 @wavee325]

Si me preguntan qué tipo de persona quiero a mi lado, solo diré, alguien que siempre piense en cómo me voy a sentir con lo que hace