suki

down to mars

[suki @ale24s]

ok need

[Alexander's Cartographer @cartographer_s]

El Rio de Luz (The River of Light) - Frederic Edwin Church, 1877

[suki @ale24s]

@gretapodleski major slay Greta! i will be buying

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

RIP to everyone that has ever died.
WE MISS YOU MFERS!!! 🙏 ❤️

[suki @ale24s]

if u call them bodies ur mid at sex

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

Referring to sexual partners as "bodies" instead of "lovers" is another example of Gen Z’s romantic sterility. A lifeless term for something meant to be soulful and intimate.

[suki @ale24s]

iron sharpens iron

[suki @ale24s]

one time i had one leg up yeeks spread at a brazilian laser appt and the girl asks me if ive been doing yoga bc i was looking good …. i still chase that high

[suki @ale24s]

my boss being like “and ur bonus equals this aaaaaaaaaand the govts gonna take all ur money anyway so fuck u” lmfao

[suki @ale24s]

this is a joke everything has to do w my job rn

[suki @ale24s]

me getting called into my performance review to be told im doing great as i was in the middle of procrastinating by chat gpting how nanotechnology relates to quantum computing which has nothing to do w my job rn lol

[oracle @visceralscenery]

you've heard of Age Gap Autumn. you've made it though Weird Situationship Winter. now get ready for Self-Respect Spring. and then maybe one day if you're really lucky Someone Who Loves You Very Much Summer

[suki @ale24s]

@LongOnlyLarry it’s u and me in this lil corner of the internet

[suki @ale24s]

i laughed and i have no one to share this w

[Larry @LongOnlyLarry]

Girls be excluding guys they hooked up with from their body count like telecoms exclude “one time expenses” from adjusted EBITDA

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Making women crash out is ridiculously fun

[suki @ale24s]

“im a gemini can u tell me what that means” it means u dated a lot of girls into astrology wtf else is it supposed to mean

[suki @ale24s]

fr

[suki @ale24s]

ok y is there a ferrari flag at the novi sad protest

[suki @ale24s]

@tinyrevolutionz he sounds insecure … he is like a human fr ❤️

[suki @ale24s]

surprise surprise one of the smartest ppl at my office said “there has to be a human element to every process” sounds simple but some of yall really struggle w this

[suki @ale24s]

stop being mean to skinny girls w big perky titties :( :((( :(((((((

[𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔢 ⚔️ @graveghostie]

the fact people think D cups are massive when D just means your bust is 4 inches more than your underbust…. cup size is relational to band size…. stop being mean to small D cup girlies :(

[suki @ale24s]

no? lame fuck

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

You can start your party at 6 pm instead of 9 pm and be just as cool.

[suki @ale24s]

@tinyrevolutionz ok :)