The Inquisitor

Leviathan is like my favorite word.

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

@SmittyReads Somehow he also has time to do classes for other aspiring writers on how to write. Man is a god

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

@SASSY__SQUATCH No

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

Not me almost crying in Publix because I accidentally thought about how much I love my husband

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

My husband when I buy the clothes: 😤😱😡👹🤬💣💰
My husband when I wear the clothes:
👀😯😲😳🥵😛🤩💞

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

Yup

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

Anyway I'm gonna puke later

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

I literally don't think I could do anything without my husband

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

Anyway I'm gonna puke later

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

It tastes like the cigarettes my dad never came back home with

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

What th fuck did I order

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

Holy shit I'm about to fall asleep on this victorian fainting couch while my husband orders me a shitty hipster drink in this warm, leather-rich whiskey bar *yawn* I need to go home

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

@JEvanCurry I had to go see, and B O I! I think he needs to pull into a circle K and check the pressure on that thang. This mf pullin taffy

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

@okayfineAndy @deathoftheparty @everytimeidie @SASSY__SQUATCH

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

I'm not sure if I have a "type," but if I do, it's definitely "girls who work at local farmers markets,"

[Matt Raub @mattraub]

You have to be nice to me I’m

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

@TheCallonetta It's my favorite fall cocktail

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

@Wet_umbrella FUCK YES

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

@ZacktheBritKid Omg and the black and gold lil chunky knights that came with it!

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

@ZacktheBritKid I think about this bi-weekly

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

@ZacktheBritKid You grew up in Winn dixie?

[The Inquisitor @aleaderlost]

I never really understood the definition of projection until I started seeing Trump supporters saying Biden seems senile and unintelligible.