Lauren Mitchell

Divorced mom of two, accountant. I’m well-versed in investing and crypto, so I’m not interested in any unsolicited pitches 🙂

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

It’s important people see this, THIS is the real reason California is plagued by fires

CA Resident “This is what your forest really looks like. That's why when there's a fire, there's total devastation”

It’s not Climate Change, its Governor Gavin Newsom and California Democrats

This is a real documented issued

California has 33 million acres of forest and rangeland. Experts estimate 130+ million acres could benefit from fuel reduction. Meaning thinning, brush clearing and controller burns

There has been decades of fire suppression, drought, bark beetles, and dense regrowth created heavy fuel loads. Instead of fixing this and doing some forest management, Democrats have let is get this bad

Democrats even passed legislation making it harder to clear forests

They passed the Endangered Species Act, and litigation by environmental groups have stopped thinning, logging, and burns for decades

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

@sanandreafault But I don’t really have the power to change anything. If it were up to me, I’d definitely plan things the way you’re thinking—haha.

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

Somehow always tired lately 😂

[Karla @Karawontmiss]

The women who quietly owned the internet..

2016 — Selena Gomez 🇺🇸
2017 — Kylie Jenner 🇺🇸
2018 — Ariana Grande 🇺🇸
2019 — Billie Eilish 🇺🇸
2020 — Addison Rae 🇺🇸
2021 — Bella Poarch 🇵🇭🇺🇸
2022 — Sydney Sweeney 🇺🇸
2023 — Ice Spice 🇺🇸
2024 — Sophie Rain 🇺🇸…. see below

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

@tomgreenlive Good evening 🙂

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

@pastarchive It’s sad knowing I won’t be around to see what 2070 becomes.

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

@historyinmemes A man waited for a reply his whole life, but the notification arrived after he turned off his phone.

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

@dieworkwear Men wear watches because checking the phone every 3 minutes makes us look like we’re waiting for a text that will never come.

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

@dril Honestly, everything looks normal except you’re not spending enough on candles. Try replacing utility with candle power to reduce monthly bills.

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

@Tesla Cars are like men—if they could all drive themselves, then… 🙂

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

I didn’t expect life to feel this different after 40.
What changed for you after 40?

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

@SoFLo2Bronx Lowkey sounds peaceful though lol

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

@MDMichaelTurner Why does X keep pushing posts like this to me?

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

@SoFLo2Bronx Sounds pretty balanced—work, gym, health, family, and your dog.
Honestly, that’s not a bad setup.😀

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

生活真的不容易，但烤红薯却很甜美，而且不会让人感到腻。

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

She understands that she isn't merely recovering; she is forging bonds and constructing a life in this tiny community.

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

A display of toys, carefully organized

[Lauren Mitchell @alec_partow]

Guitar alongside my son, with an additional guitar included.