Josh Allen: a large man who lives in a place where it’s very cold most of the year and unleashes his incredible gifts at just the right time. Josh Allen is Santa Claus.
This is like Rihanna “cuz I’m a big fu-ckin slut” / “cuz I’m a paper chaser”
I can hear “shut the fuck up” / “suck my fuckin dick” depending on what I’m listening for