Pete Alonso is the man. None of that “it’s gonna mess up my swing” nonsense. Just get me in the Derby as many times as possible so I can mash a shit ton of homers every year for the people.
13 RUNS ON 17 HITS, NASTY NATE THROWIN FUEL, 3 HITS COUPLE DOUBLES FOR JUMBO DONG, 3 HITS IN HIS RED SOX DEBUT FOR PILLAR, 3 HITS COUPLE DOUBLES FOR JBJESUS, 4 DAMN HITS FOR PERAZA IN HIS RED SOX DEBUT, NUMBER ONE OFFENSE IN BASEBALL UNDEFEATED WE BACK #GOLDBOTTLES
EPISODE 327: Mike Brenly. Today we talk with Sox bullpen catcher @mikebrenly on his journey to Boston, Jason Varitek mentoring him over the years, his best stories from the pen and the 2018 World Series run and much more! Presented by @CoorsLight https://t.co/OXMc2aA6qr
Just for everyone keeping score at home, the Beltran fake niece account is only credible when they don't tweet information about the Yankees. Then, it's fake. Everything else is credible. As you were.
This might be the cockiest move in history. The Red Sox are intentionally getting blown out in the first game of the season just so that the rest of the league thinks that they have a chance. Just sick, sick stuff.
Chris Sale struck out his first batter faced today. He is the only pitcher since at least 1908 to strike out the final batter of a World Series, then also strike out the first batter that winning club faced in the following regular season.
The US government once set a bunch of beer next to an atomic blast to see if it would still be drinkable after.
Turns out, in the event of a nuclear war, beer is still safe to drink.