Alec

[shﾑn @sunetzz_]

sex is cool but can u stick around and not give up on me

[p @piorepublic]

@thinkingshivers language is just a museum of old technology we still carry around

[nosferatu woman @umanjopalido]

Ter um gato castrado, gordo e estúpido de estimação te faz parte da nobreza. É como ter um conselheiro eunuco

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Anti capitalists realizing capitalism is doing so bad that the most powerful capitalists on the planet are visiting the Communist Party of China to beg for help with their economy

[apoxahsara @jagadaramsha]

The invasion of Iran must be pretty crazy from the Iranian perspective. You're against the most prolific pedophiles ever invading your country and almost exclusively targeting elementary schools, all while their soldiers make tiktoks about how they can't wait to rape your women

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth

Me: I’m da king of da highway

[sid 🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Right to bear arms but if you do then 6 retarded high school dropouts will shoot you dead

[Alec @alecqaeda]

I dreamt that Kirk Windstein of Crowbar showed me a secret scale on the guitar and it was the melody to Walked In by Bankroll Fresh. What does this mean?

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Wearing a cup to go grinding at da club. So I don’t wear down my thingy!

[Alec @alecqaeda]

@mcflurry_slut

[N @dearvotion]

People out there eating the Fragrantica notes.

[Alec @alecqaeda]

@askdepop @askdepop can someone follow up on my refund I shipped the item back to the seller and haven’t heard back from anybody

[John Coltrane @John_Coltrane_]

Bought a crib for my mama off that saxophone shit

[s @superskrong]

how it felt wearing Diamond Supply Co in 2011

[Alec @alecqaeda]

@SamtheNightOwl Capital has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself

[Marlon @marlonmalibu]

Yall lucky I’m not President. I would’ve had everyone with them bright ass headlights executed day 1.

[Alec @alecqaeda]

Cmon man

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Hi Sharks. (unveiling a wired detonator in my sweaty palm) Today I’m here to usher us all into paradise