Alec

UT PGE

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

I just had a dream 💭

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Walking out of my room to enter sandman to set the tone for the day. And then I open my laptop and google shit like cheapist hotels in the world and greatest boy names

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

On average Men are having less sex which is ok because The average speed of a 4 seam fastball is way up

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Yeah I’d love to go bowling on a first date. Do you also ask Iraq war veterans if they want to grab a drink in Baghdad

[Alec @alecslight2]

@hogue_kyle Take this to shark tank

[Alex Epstein @AlexEpstein]

Summary: Fracking is one of the most important technologies in our economy and can be done very safely. Government should ban only dangerous misuses of fracking, not all fracking. A fracking ban is the fastest way to create a global recession and an American depression.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I’ll say it.

The Oxford comma is good and I like it

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

I know how it feels! I can’t express how grateful I am to serve my fans. I’m overwhelmed by how many people took the time to make my day a little brighter.

[Alec @alecslight2]

@meredith242424 @whoisaddison Who is this guy

[Alec @alecslight2]

@2KelseyMae @goatbruce Absolutely

[Alec @alecslight2]

bird vs camel

[Alec @alecslight2]

@goatbruce I wish I was Tom Cruise

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

I'm cooking dinner, potato and chilli, I should be careful of using knife 😀