Alejandra Dunn

Never be so kind, you forget to be clever. Never be so clever, you forget to be kind

[Alejandra Dunn @aledunn6]

Ya’ll…I’ve seen what I needed to see. Put this man in the White House

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨WOW: NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani just REJECTED his own pay raise to $305,800 approved by lawmakers.

MAMDANI: “I haven’t knocked on anyone’s door in NYC that said their concern is that the Mayor makes too little. It should go to the pockets of those struggling in this city.”

[✨TiFF ✨ @TechkenTiff]

How long until I can have a grilled chicken caesar salad

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I got into it last night about the grocery bill.

I pulled up an old Target order from February 2020.

28 items. $64.50.

Added every single one back to the cart just to see.

$158.30.
Same 28 items. Same store. Same cart.
$93.80 more.

In five years.
We didn’t buy more.
Didn’t upgrade anything.
Didn’t add a single extra item.

Just needed the same things we always needed.

They told us inflation was transitory. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was strong.

Our cart didn’t get any of those memos.
145% increase in five years.

Not one member of Congress has looked at a grocery receipt in decades.

And it shows.

[aud @mbappefc10]

the 3rd place humiliation match on saturday:

[Etan @EtanBoss]

Landon Donovan says America is missing soccer talent because kids can’t afford to play.

“Only 2% of kids playing organized soccer in America came from households that made less than $50,000.”

“If you don’t make $50,000, your kid cannot play organized soccer.”

“Think about how many kids you’re missing out on in this country because they can’t afford to play the game.”

“There is zero chance I could have played club soccer.”

“My mom made $34,000 a year, single mom raising three kids.”

“She couldn’t pay $4,000 for me to play club. Are you kidding? She couldn’t pay $400.”

“That’s not a good system to create good players.”

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

BREAKING: Donald Trump has just called Gianni Infantino and asked FIFA to “just find 4 more goals.”

[Gary Sheffield Jr. @GarysheffieldJr]

Team USA defense in the first half 🇺🇸

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

Right now there’s a white person outside jogging in this weather

[Gentle Man @Gentle_masc]

NOBODY WARNED ME AT 35. SO I'M WARNING YOU.

1. Your parents are not side characters.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Watching the World Cup has me asking questions. Do Europeans get issued 8 weeks of vacation, unlimited airline miles, and a trust fund at birth? Because every match I turn on there are 40,000 fans following their team to a different state or country on a Tuesday afternoon while Americans are hiding in a work bathroom checking scores.

[𝙹𝙾𝚂𝚂𝚈 @jossyreturns]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

Winner gets the Strait of Hormuz

[Alejandra Dunn @aledunn6]

I would still choose the bear

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

There are only 5 animals considered human hunters in the world, and polar bears are one of them.

And that's why you never turn off your vehicles in the Arctic.

There's a town where you have to take a plane in and out anyways, so it's not like a car could be stolen. Thus it's mandated that all cars be left unlocked at polar bear shelters.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.

[Alejandra Dunn @aledunn6]

This is what happens when you forget to consult a single scientist

[Daniel Mayakovski @DaniMayakovski]

Trump se gastó 14 millones de dólares en pintar de azul oscuro la piscina del Memorial Lincoln... pero no pensó que la pintura oscura elevaría la temperatura y provocaría algas.

Ahora para quitar las algas, Trump ideó verter peróxido de hidrógeno... pero no pensó que este químico removería la pintura por la que pagó 14 millones de dólares.

Donald "Mr Bean" Trump, presidente de Memestados Unidos de América.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[Alejandra Dunn @aledunn6]

IM DEAD 🤣

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"My intention is to grow with the company"

Receives a job offer with higher pay :

[Alejandra Dunn @aledunn6]

“Just to go hangout with the Epstein lis I’m howlingggg 🤣 somebody protect this man

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Sean Strickland boycotts the White House UFC fight:

"Just to go hang out with the fucking Epstein list? I'm good, dawg."

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people