Very Annoying

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[Very Annoying @aleeeccccc]

i got fat shamed on the tweet i pinned 5 years ago, so uh, heres some new ones!

[Very Annoying @aleeeccccc]

@tacobell very sad because you messed up my order and almost killed my boyfriend 😔 now i’m scared to eat here again

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao I’ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old but you guys gotta understand there’s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there's an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[Kuurna @Kuurna0]

I never considered we could get animals addicted to gambling this is HUGE

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[M @girlpov]

when someone asks me to go out and i say yes without thinking about my crippling savings account because time is meant to be wasted with friends and money is meant to be spent and the world is meant to be experienced and life is meant to be lived

[julia @juumelo_]

you’re on thick fucking ice. I love u

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

lmk

[Very Annoying @aleeeccccc]

one time i went over to a friends house a bit earlier than planned, they were still eating dinner, so their mom told me to sit in the living room while they finished their meal as to not disrupt them anymore than i already had.

[Nyx @voidpires]

Am i insane did nobody else find that sort of thing horrific as a child?? Some of my worst memories are my friends’ parents, who were nearly strangers to me, “disciplining” me however they pleased because I happened to be in their house

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Number 1 album and I still have hemmys at what point is enough enough