Alessandra

[Alessandra @alegiannetta]

im sorry if i curved anybody these past couple months, i thought i found someone lmao... ya’ll can come back

[mariana Z @mariana057]

That last tooth brushing before heading to the dentist is the adult version of cramming for finals.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

the way i stay at home 😭😭 just becoming a furniture

[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

Weight loss has literally been my top priority since I was 10 years old. I am TIRED.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me: Also me:

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

how it feels to say "idk" to stuff u actually know but explaining takes efforts

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with kids

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

any room can be a rage room if you just give me a fucking minute

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @upshine3]

Me adding e.t.c when I know only 1 example

[Neet @neet_sol]

how about a career pursues me instead

[eloise @soupforeloise]

please stop showing me that lonely monkey and its plushie, I do not have the mental fortitude to withstand the psychic damage

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you go to merge and check your blind spot and someone is actually there

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

born to say “hear ye hear ye” but forced to say “yo bro guess what”

[Neet @neet_sol]

can’t find a job i wonder if the zoo is looking for a goat

[milk @iShowShitpost]

me acting like i have a 5-year plan when im actually just trying to make it to friday

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Today’s yoga pose is Downward Spiral

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Nobody actually loves you like your grandma from your mum’s side, the realest and purest love.

[han @heymorewords]

i don’t even fuck around and i still find out