Aleia Tebo

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

The ADHD urge to just turn my house upside down so that I can de clutter and re-organize…. But the self awareness to know that if I do, I will get bored and stop halfway and then cry because my house is wrecked. Sigh. One drawer at a time then. Lame.

[adhd-angsty @AdhdAngsty]

I don't care if it's unprofessional, you can pry my friendly smiley faces and exclamation marks out of my cold dead hands.

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

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[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

My dad walked into my house, looking around and said, “It looks like florida in here.” I grinned because I’m obsessed with my lil jungle house. And then he had the AUDACITY to say, “too many plants.” THE DOOR SIR.

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

I let Ava use a non-working PS4 controller when I’m playing COD and I tell myself that it’s so she feels included… but it’s actually just because it’s one of the only times she sits still. 😅😂

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

Yesterday morning, I woke up in the tight fist of depression. I thought, “how tf am I going to be a productive mom today?”. My kids and husband felt it. They were all extra easy, extra snuggly, and extra sweet. It ended up being exactly the day I needed to make it through. ❤️

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

@gonyea_b I literally forget I have a Twitter and remember like once a year so I’m trying to be hip and trendy and be able to manage multiple social media’s at once 😂😂😂😂😂

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

@gonyea_b 😂😂😂😂

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

Okay, but Jughead is Daddy. 😍👅

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

Ava came into my bed this morning and said “there was a monster in my head last night, can I have pancakes?” 😧 Hang on, hold up. You’re not just gonna slip in some crazy shit like that and then ask for breakfast. 🥴

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

Spent my whole childhood/teen years starving for attention and getting it all the wrong ways (maybe it’s maybeline, maybe it’s daddy issues). Now I’m like, pls don’t text, call, or visit. I’m probably busy playing with my kids, talking to my plants, or fucking my husband 😂😂😂

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

Not me avoiding real house plants my entire adulthood bc I didn’t think I had the drive to care for them....just to find out I am fucking obsessed with plants and gardening. Is this a joke? 😅😅 I’ve been rocking with artificial house plants for 8 years for WHAT. 😩😩

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

I forget I have a Twitter & remember exactly once a year. So here’s my yearly update: we finalized my daughter’s adoption in November, & we just adopted a baby boy. I drive a minivan now and I’m okay with the fact that wife and mom is basically my entire personality description.

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

And this is why I’m ✨ fat ✨. If there are no witnesses to hold me accountable I will not. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[julia @juliashiplett]

Normalize quitting an at-home workout nine minutes in because you’d rather do literally anything else

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

@JeffreeStar refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh. This fucking wait 😩😩😩

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

But also letterkenny references, because my husband and I only argue in LK references. Helps smooth things over faster. So yeah, there’s your free advice for the day. 💅🏻#freemarriagecounseling

[⋆𝕮𝕺𝕷𝕷⋆ @collard_greens]

my notes app be like:

Grocery list
Future baby names
Password for Netflix
A poem about depression
FAFSA ID
Random sushi order

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

Mommy will hold you until you’re 64yo if you’ll let me, my little love. These moments are everything to me.

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

@heyitskelciec Omg stop 😭😭 I’m already a wreck, I love you.

[Aleia Tebo @aleiashae]

@hillary_b_ellis Jealous

[Dr Roopleen @Dr_Roopleen]

Thinking is a choice. Choose to think empowering thoughts.