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[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Joan Cusack is the Toni Collette of Judy Greers

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[k a y l a @aleiyr]

Someone hit my car and ran this morning, and genuinely having such a good time getting attention and sympathy at work today that I don’t even care about the $500 deductible anymore.

[Metra @Metra]

. @KekePalmer Good Morning

[k a y l a @aleiyr]

@jimiuorio Are you so scared of your surroundings that you have to post something like this?

[k a y l a @aleiyr]

Ope

[k a y l a @aleiyr]

Insanely loud siren has being going off in Chicago consistently for like the last what feels like an hour??? What is going on?

[k a y l a @aleiyr]

@toomuchtv6 Literally came to twitter to find out if anyone else was hearing this—what is going on???

[k a y l a @aleiyr]

Not having children only to avoid the slight chance that I’d ever have to be a travel baseball mother.

[Vincent D'Onofrio @vincentdonofrio]

Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

You don't actually love JFK's style. You love the idea of dense, mixed use, walkable neighborhoods where you can bike, walk, or rollerblade to wherever you need to be. And making enough money to live in a city while having enough free time for hobbies and a lover.

[poor pathetic aunt sassy @nm_xvrsn]

me and Joni Mitchell were a problem in downtown Saskatoon last nite omgggg 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Charli @charli_xcx]

holy shit i met meredith marks

[k a y l a @aleiyr]

Just learned that troye sivan is 9 months older than me and suddenly everything feels right in the world

[basil @blis5ful]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play

[k a y l a @aleiyr]

I don’t think my coworkers experience yearning in the same way that I do

[k a y l a @aleiyr]

Las culch + search engine + berghain = a Venn diagram that I’m in the center of..

[Versace Hottie @evilrashida]

People died!!!!! Lives were changed!

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw — the immutable thing you’re only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what’s new