Alexis Simon

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

how it feels to be a girl on her birthday

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Someone: “you pick”

me:

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

they’re discussing how to get the crust out of their eyes

[Alexis Simon @alesixsinom]

@martyblof hehe not sure how I feel tbh

[Alexis Simon @alesixsinom]

@martyblof I took this immediately hahaha

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

What they say:

Hi I'm Brandon. This is Liz and Steven.

What I remember:

Hi I'm BLERPBLAP. This is GLAUNGH and CRAIG or maybe GREG.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

every year im given no warning that the kentucky derby is happening. what if i wanted to go

[Alexis Simon @alesixsinom]

@chancakee their nests...

[Alexis Simon @alesixsinom]

@chancakee This was gremlin’s original name

[jamaal @KJAustin21]

Louisiana failed women today. Tremendously

[Alexis Simon @alesixsinom]

@chancakee the pizza is the only one that really feels ok

[JB 🐏 @JB_Peeples]

Dogs are always vibing

[** @bigguccicraigy]

she was anemic and i was her iron man

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

howling.

[East Feed @eastfeed]

NEVER FORGET Kalief Browder. A young black man who sat on Rikers Island for 3 YEARS without trial for a backpack he DIDN’T steal. He committed suicide after spending two yrs in solitary confinement. 730 days alone.

[𝔐 @vsmarzz]

houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

i think of this video every time i get a crush on white boy it haunts me