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embracing the absurdity of existence

[Yung Social Construct @yungscapegoat]

Lena Dunham

[Circe @vocalcry]

Letting your bitch ex-wife know that you're definitely 100% over her by becoming a leather pants guy at 49

[Christopher @molochofficial]

Balkanize the Louvre

[Icarus Sun 🪽 @HanJahr]

@nomadgeist The old world died a long time ago, these boomers are just the ghosts haunting the halls.

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

A lot of you on this app are her btw

[c-node laughed at an image @colludingnode]

@coldhealing Now I want to visit Peoria as a challenge to have the most epic weekend of my life

[g a b y @gabydvj]

people get so excited when i tell them i met my boyfriend at a party. they treat me like i’m princess diana

[alexandra j. roberts @lexlanham]

@jms_tny "what kind of smoothie would you like, GIANT PEACH right?"

[stace 🐞 @staystaystace]

you could and should probably work this out in therapy lmao idk imagine saying a mom doesn’t deserve to treat herself and go to a coffee shop bc she has a baby who does baby things, not at all even a little bit the same as bringing a pet everywhere btw

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

idk why but i find it so funny that the euro banknotes featured FICTIONAL bridges so as to not cause conflict between member states but then a dutch town decided to just build all of the bridges to claim them??!?

[Angantýr @BasedNorthmathr]

Imagine hanging out at the rapids with the boys for the mass salmon migration feast

[pukelidstaxivomitry @pukelidt]

@gatha_writes

[sympathetic opposition @sympatheticopp]

you can tell the odyssey came from a male-dominated culture because all the actual porn in it is femdom

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

how the fuck did the dentists get a pass

[Lego Kingo @LegoKingo]

I honestly liked Tom Holland in The Odyssey. Odysseus’s dumb chud son who’s bad at everything is a great take on him

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

how lost can you get dude

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

Odysseus returning to Ithaca

[Alex Stamos @alexstamos]

The product placement. Halfway through, Matt Damon turns to the camera and says, deadpan, “This trip would be so much smoother if we had a Honda… Odyssey.” It’s never referenced again.

Really took me out of the Bronze Age setting. I looked at the source text, couldn’t find it.

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I don't like when the hot sauce name is crass... Show some decorum