Alessia Vale

Remember that Twilight Zone episode where the astronauts thought they landed on an asteroid, but it was really Earth? Also, I write!

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Sometimes I wonder if modern #writing isn't the result of crowd pleasing rather than content building. #Saddened

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Having a drink on a hot, humid evening while not sitting on a porch swing in the Deep South seems simply obscene.

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Today was a terrible day for interruptions to my #writing. So, I've decided to go with the flow, and have a glass of wine early! #Cheers

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Sinbad the 90's comic is bankrupt. I ran into him at an airport once. Should have hit him up for a loan while I had the chance. #Regrets

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It's the kind of day I wish the sun were gone and the skies would open-up with torrential rain. All the better to #write through, my dear.

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Remember in Sartre's "No Exit" when one of the characters says that hell is other people? He should have made that character a #writer.

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Bah! Whole day to be ruined by following Bret Easton Ellis AMA on Reddit. Loser fanboys asking if Patrick Bateman really killed anyone.

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin her fiance Coordinated Their Outfits! I've never done that. Now I understand why I only have 13 followers.

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I really feel a lot of pride in myself for not knowing what gluten is - or why I should be free of it.

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A friend got a Happy Mother's Day card from an ex-boyfriend: "You would have made a great Mom for our kids." Umm...#LockTheDoors

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A little boy of about 7 or 8 felt up my behind today while I was at Costco stocking up on munchies for a busy week of #writing. Compliment?

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My sister once told me that she doesn't drink from water bottles because they cause cancer. She said this between drags of her cigarette.

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I once dated a guy who actually believed that Cher and Peter Cetera stole their song "After All" from him. #FirstDateLastDate

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#TheOlderIGet the more I just can't understand my once idol, Morrissey. I mean, come on. Cheer up, mate. It's really not so bad.

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Ha! Already done my #writing goals set for today, and it's not even Noon! Damn, too early to reward myself with a Guinness. #WinSomeLoseSome

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#IDontUnderstandWhy someone on Facebook will put a profile pic in which multiple people are posing. Is it like a Where's Waldo exercise?

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Successfully completed 7 pages of #writing on a day where I would have given anything to have completed nothing. Reward: GUINNESS...x 2!

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On the one hand, I want to spend $5000 to have dinner with @BretEastonEllis. On the other hand, I wonder if he's buying...

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The 5 page writer's rule is killing me today. I finally resorted to bullet points until they started to come out as sentences. #writing

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I think the idea that I lost started with a 'p', so I'm going through every word that starts with 'p'. I stopped when I hit procrastination.