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@ZealouslyQuoted So many to choose from… I’ll go with a college boyfriend-wannabe checking my head for horns (and his surprise that there were none. #firstdatelastdate
@MaryAliceHolm3s @difficultpatty I said this once to a guy on a Hinge date when he described his frustrations with online dating and didn’t understand why women were “so overprotective” 🤯🤦🏼♀️ #firstdatelastdate
@BreeOlson Went to dinner with a female who brought her kid because the babysitter flaked. Mid-meal, the kid has a tantrum and crawls under the table. Put my hand under the table to help get the kid out and the little crumb snatcher bit me. Even drew a little blood. #FirstDateLastDate LOL.
@La_dOrK Give you one hint as to the color of the other ppl in this scenario... Oh, and icing on the cake after that. Dude asked was I ok and if I wanted to end the date? I told him I was cool but hungry. He goes "oh, I ate before I came." 🤦🏾♀️ #FirstDateLastDate
A man who talks about himself for 20 minutes straight without asking anything about my life is not a man I will talk to again. #onlinedating #dating #firstdatelastdate
I'll never forget the first date I went on when we were on the uber ride home and during a convo about music this Chick goes, out of nowhere, "I don't really like Kanye West or Taylor Swift." Havent spoken with her since. #firstdatelastdate #novibestribe
I really doubt I’ll meet my soulmate in LA. Until then, long live my blog. #firstdatelastdate
Unlike this guy I went out with that ordered the hottest wings possible.. so much so that the waitress asked if he’d had them before. Proceeds to eat them... licking every finger, sweating profusely and snot dripping from his nose. #firstdatelastdate
The reason girls order salads on dates isn’t because they don’t want to look like they eat too much. It’s because it’s easier to eat and they don’t want to be getting shit all over their face or clothes.
@TwoPaddocks Him, as he puts on glasses: “I only need these for reading.”
Me: “I only need these for seeing.”
He: [looks at me blankly]
#FirstDateLastDate
Blake: "Do you have any tips for dropping into emotions like that? You went there so fast for that scene."
Me: "Well first I should tell you, I just cry a lot in general. But if you want actual technique tips..."
#FirstDateLastDate 🎥
Things I did tonight:
- rage scrubbed a pan for an hour
- whispered quotes from #22JumpStreet into a mic on the sly
- watched #StrangerThings in hostile silence
- wacked my head into a wall
- cried on a bathtub with chocolate on my face
Among other things
#FirstDateLastDate 🎥
@TybaltKnight @Ryan_NelsonSC @hippienpearls That must be what happens after they stand me up then ‘cause I ain’t never did see a #firstdatelastdate go full SPEAS VOLURE
I GUARANTEE that Bumble message gets me blocked. #firstdatelastdate
#firstdatelastdate basically https://t.co/K8iAEVTo2R
Date Lab: The conversation was easy, but her schedule wasn’t https://t.co/sPiDq5JX6G
#firstdatelastdate: Getting a text not because of a lasting impression but because she thinks you might be her real estate agent.
@trishlawish The hashtag wasn’t #firstdate so… there won’t be others. Just like all the others in the #firstdatelastdate archives
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