Alex Breslau

Lame person with a cool job. Noles and nerd stuff; if you like neither, you likely won't like me either. Views are my own & mine alone, sheeple. IG: drbreslau

[Alex Breslau @alexFSU]

Only fitting that I lose a big wager on the Saints to win with a ridiculous Younghoe Koo kick during what @PatMcAfeeShow will soon dub “Year of the Kicker.” Not in college anymore but I’d love a @CollegeGameDay kick to get a chance to win back that money :(

[Alex Breslau @alexFSU]

@MatthewBerryTMR @notthefakeSVP @AdamSchefter @FieldYates An all-time bad beat for me. Up 45 points in my custom-rules fantasy league going into Cowboys-Giants….

[Lady Glaucomflecken (she/her) @LGlaucomflecken]

In my 10+ years of co-survivorship, doing life with @DGlaucomflecken through 2 separate cancers, 1 SCA and fighting off his death with 10 mins of #CPR, only ONE (1) of the medical professionals we interacted with has ever asked how I was doing. Meet Roger. https://t.co/NR4F2mkcZC

[Alex Breslau @alexFSU]

@ProFootballTalk The Miami Hurricanes?

[Greg Harvey @BetweenTheNums]

Teammates to have 150+ Receiving Yards, 10+ Receptions, & 2+ Receiving TD in the same game in NFL history:

Jaylen Waddle & Tyreek Hill - Today

That’s it.

[Nora Princiotti @NoraPrinciotti]

not a single win in the AFC south today and two of the teams played each other

[Alex Breslau @alexFSU]

@Ky1eLong Actual streak is 163 in a row. Traveled internationally and it reset my streak for me.

[Alex Breslau @alexFSU]

@FlawdaState247 10+ yrs ago but I remember this! My junior year & I was second row in that corner section. Thought the bleachers were going to break.

Couldn’t think because it was so loud, so everyone just screamed more.

Couldn’t stand because the stadium was shaking, so everyone jumped more.

[Alex Breslau @alexFSU]

@chargers They even included @GreysABC in the Seahawks’ tombstones. Absolute savagery.

Someone took way too much time with this. And I’m here for all of it.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

Should we REALLY make our schedule release video an anime?

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[NFL @NFL]

What. Is. Going. On.

[Alex Breslau @alexFSU]

@BillJackson84 @DannyVietti Classic Marlins being Marlins. When he signed the deal, we all knew he was gone after year 3. It was infuriating because they tried to make it seem like they were turning it around but it was just a false narrative in plain sight.

[Alex Breslau @alexFSU]

@schadjoe I’d be game with #29, next years first, and DeVante Parker for Hill and a mid round pick.

[Alex Breslau @alexFSU]

@lou_nautic @heygoddard I did initially learn off of his book, but simply made a conscious decision to make an alternate choice going forward. There are multiple good and excellent options. I just choose for the profits of my purchase to go elsewhere.

[Alex Breslau @alexFSU]

@lou_nautic @heygoddard Or alternatively if you want a book from someone that didn’t have their medical license revoked for Child Pornography….

Consider “The Only EKG Book You’ll Ever Need.” If you’re not taking a concurrent course, it’s a quite good as it starts from the basics.

[Alex Klingelhoeffer @AKlingelhoeffer]

My parents thought the #browns logo was a rabbit pushing a grocery cart and now I can’t unsee it.

[PFF College @PFF_College]

The man in the middle is 6’3” 315lb Devonte Wyatt

The man on the left is Jordan Davis

(Via @sarahg1561)

[Ron Dugans @r81dugans]

It’s a beautiful morning Seminoles!!!! #31-28 #Noleblooded 🍢🍢🍢