Alex🇩🇪🇺🇦

This has become a purely hockey related account | occasional rants
#NJDEVILS enthusiasts

[Alex🇩🇪🇺🇦 @alex__kr_]

@xcurtaincall @minx_ho Same same 💕

[Alex🇩🇪🇺🇦 @alex__kr_]

@linokithies I love it🥰

[katie & that, @linokithies]

@alex__kr_

[Alex🇩🇪🇺🇦 @alex__kr_]

@puckdrop I'm gonna ignore you calling them dumplings

[Alex🇩🇪🇺🇦 @alex__kr_]

I am sorry,but twt gave me the automatic translation in German and I am pissing myself

[miki🍁 @MikiKaede_]

VEUX-TU SAVOIR MES PRONOMS? MES PRONOMS:

QUÉ/BEC.

FRAN/ÇAIS.

BAR/BE/CUE.

GO/HABS/GO.

BLEU PIS ROSE.

TOI C’EST QUOI T’ES PRONOMS HEIN? VAS-Y. DIS MOI T’ES PRONOMS.

JOE/BI/DEN?

RU/PAUL?

J’vas prier pour toi.

[Alex🇩🇪🇺🇦 @alex__kr_]

Every time I have to engage in academic writing, I question why I even went to university.
This is a cry for help, please somebody shoot me

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

being a sports fan is a great social lubricant unless you’re an nhl fan because nobody has any idea what you’re talking about

[Alex🇩🇪🇺🇦 @alex__kr_]

I very much vibe with the goose plushie

[Alex🇩🇪🇺🇦 @alex__kr_]

THEY TOOK MY CHILD

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

We found Nemo and watched him grow into a Devil.

Thank you for everything, Simon. Best of luck in Calgary.

[Devils Red Alert @DevilsRedAlert]

We will always have this moment.

Best of luck Nemo, thanks for the memories

[𓆩♡𓆪 @dontlovedave]

when i realize that i don’t have plans for my future because i always thought i’d be dead by now so i’m lowkey just freestyling

[frankie ⁸ ₂₉ ⋆˚࿔ @ljubibuck]

ppl who love connor mcdavid: he’s a shakespearean tragedy who suffered more than jesus
ppl who love sidney crosby: i want to fuck that old man
ppl who love nathan mackinnon: i want to take a bite out of him. i want to put him in a terrarium. i want-

[Alex🇩🇪🇺🇦 @alex__kr_]

@mimimimi_cry He did his best 😭
And Timo with his head in his hands after the goal 🙂🔫

[Alex🇩🇪🇺🇦 @alex__kr_]

Currently too tired to cry but I mourn for you, Switzerland

[Alex🇩🇪🇺🇦 @alex__kr_]

Wenigstens ist die Schweiz Platz 1 in Penalty minutes

[Alex🇩🇪🇺🇦 @alex__kr_]

Jumping on the bandwagon

[ann (in a mood & mourning) @xcurtaincall]

well

[Alex🇩🇪🇺🇦 @alex__kr_]

Fucking poetry

[Alex🇩🇪🇺🇦 @alex__kr_]

I'm sorry, but playing the Isengard Theme at the Canada vs. USA game is fucking diabolic

[Dante 𖤐 🦇 @copiasmicstand]

check up on ur german oomfs they might be melting rn

[Alex🇩🇪🇺🇦 @alex__kr_]

I am calling it here and now:
IF the Avs get killed by the VGK and the Habs kill Caroline and both are going to the finals, I am gonna shooting myself with a shotgun