Alex

either im careless or I want to get caught

[Alex @alex__shoop]

happy #NationalBoyfriendDay to my best friend & the best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. I love you like crazy.

[Alex @alex__shoop]

@LiquidSnake311 @p_roxidee @555kibble It’s anime incest porn, what the fuck is wrong with people 🤢

[Aesthetics 𝕏 @aestheticsguyy]

Tap, hold and load in 4K ✨

[Alex @alex__shoop]

@McDonalds They will not refund because I don’t have photos of the items I am literally missing

[Alex @alex__shoop]

@McDonalds insane that we just paid $40 for most of our order to be wrong or missing & we are directed to uber eats support (to a number that isn’t going through) through your app

[Alex @alex__shoop]

@OogooBoggins Jeez. inhalation of smoke can severely damage lung development & increases the risk of SIDS. Some people shouldn’t have kids.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

The pothole outside my place has gotten so deep that we are getting a chance to see some history❤️❤️

[Alex @alex__shoop]

@ChipotleTweets I have food poisoning from y’all’s food

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

nosferatu

[👸🏽💓Mother Strawberry Sativa Pharmaceutica🍓🏥 @Mae_DayJ]

This woman may have ruined some lives today because she couldn't mind her business

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

scheduling my own doctor’s appointment

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

who is this diva???

[Alex @alex__shoop]

The nausea I feel when people use ‘doggo’ ‘pupper’ or ‘doge’ to talk about their dogs 🤢, can we all just speak like adults bro

[Alex @alex__shoop]

Their ‘response’ to my old message was in regards to my uber coming within inches of hitting me with her car. We made direct eye contact as she jolted her car against me in the drop off line at the Mountain View Amphitheatre. Another issue uber ignores.

[Alex @alex__shoop]

@UberEats this is the second time I’ve been sent to your ‘email support’ when addressing a pertinent issue with a current order - and, shocker, I never hear from your escalation team regarding the issue. Your support being inaccessible is absolutely unbelievable.

[Alex @alex__shoop]

Uber responded to this in DMs. And by ‘responding’ they replied to a message sent in august that they chose to disregard, while still not addressing my current issue.

[Alex @alex__shoop]

@PandaExpress your Santa Rosa location gives customers stale potstickers 👍🏻 super awesome to pay for food that’s been sitting all day

[Jhas Williams-Ngongo @thejhaswilliams]

My little brother proposed 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 and he has such good taste! Im getting an INCREDIBLE sister in law. Already writing my speech 🥰❤️ Congrats Josh & Jami!

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Shot my shot on Halloween