Alex

Beneath the clothes, we find a man, and beneath the man we find his… nucleus

[Alex @alex_aranhoe]

I just got told I look like Orlando Bloom from Pirates and you bet your sweet ass I’m riding that compliment till the day I die

[Dean @1_syer]

It will trickle down anytime now

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

I don't negotiate with terrorists @drpepper

[lynk @lynk0x]

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

Got an apple notification that my headphones are too loud

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

They should make a beer that’s also an energy drink and also a cigarette and also has 50g of protein

[Twiggy ✶ @doemisu]

How it feels to send a guy a snoopy picture and tell him it’s him

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

Hey dude, LOVING the AI art. Have you considered killing yourself?

[Alec @surialaw]

I’d like to see her try and go perc for perc w hunter biden

[Patrick @audiohymn]

"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

Rest in peace Jimmy Carter, you were our most Scarlett Johansson looking president

[Alex @alex_aranhoe]

Download #RAIDShadowLegends and get a free Legendary Champion - Skeletor! https://t.co/ndxwcuqog4 #SkeletorChase

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

me trying to get the gun out of the cop’s holster

[The Meme-Industrial Complex @MemeIndustrial]

New fit just dropped! 🎉

[insane poses @insaneposes]

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