Ava :/

Freudian Nip Slip

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

Lesbians can’t ever break up normally, always doing something dramatic like delivering the kiss of death

#AgathaAllAlong #AgathaAllAlongBash

[paige @BonerWizard]

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): In 1869, Beth March, the third littlest woman of the Little Women, my friend, died. She fucking died.

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Jules on that damn biking it, but on the stationary bike at planet fitness

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

My dream job? To be the modern jester of course - a background dancer in Saturday Night Live prerecorded shorts!

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

improvmogged

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

When I was little my mom picked me up from a sleepover and her car smelled terrible. I asked her why and she said it was the our dead dog in the trunk

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

[Watching Muppets Most Wanted]
such a fun movie!
Diddy cameo😟
I love Tina Fey!

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

Here’s how Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor can win Oscars for Baz Luhrmann’s 2001 movie musical Moulin Rouge

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Here’s how Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor can win golden globes for Baz Luhrmann’s 2001 movie musical Moulin Rouge

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

Playing an instrumental of The Winner Takes It All after Michael B Jordan winning best actor…. Stunning.

#oscars

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

The Jimmy Fallonification of Harry Styles #snl
https://t.co/0T3ncjQgvv

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

Sat seated sut, windmill heads let’s go

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor to reunite as presenters for the 98th #Oscars tomorrow, March 15th in celebration of the 25th anniversary of ‘Moulin Rouge!’

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

If I was a celebrity with anorexia, I’d be pissed if people started ozempic allegations

Like, excuse me I did this the old fashioned way, don’t discredit my craziness

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

Breaking never heard before original news: white girl gets a little sad and starts a Substack
https://t.co/HQUoWZGMKB

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

To what end!! TO 👉👆WHAT 👇END

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Maya Rudolph will make her Broadway debut as Mary Todd Lincoln in ‘Oh, Mary!’ on April 28th.

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

What is Joe Biden’s plan to get Aubrey Plaza into the Tangled live action movie

[Savvy | Agathario @sapphicvy]

@Disney has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

Feeling incredibly lesbian and autistic about this, been straight up giddy all day

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Kathryn Hahn has officially been cast as Mother Gothel in the live-action ‘TANGLED’ remake.

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

Are you jerking off? Or are you jucking up your life!

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

Aubrey Plaza is the hottest creature alive

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

Don’t need to speak Spanish to know everyone in this halftime show sexy as hell #SuperBowl

[Ava :/ @avapologies]

Kathryn Hahn and yogurt… all my special interests in one Super Bowl commercial

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Eyelashicles