Alex

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

todays tea:

) ) )
) ( ) )
_(___(____)____(___(__
\ using metal straws / _
\ won’t save the / |
\ planet you /____|
\ absolute idiot /
\ ____________/

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Catholics: why should we make you a Saint?

Patrick: I uh... I got rid of all the snakes in Ireland

Catholics: ... Ireland doesn't have snakes

St. Patrick: *uncorking communion wine* ya ur fuckin welcome

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

[faye @faye_blenkin]

Did anyone else go through that phase of thinking eduroam WiFi was pronounced eurodam ... or are me and my friends just clapped lol

[James Dundon 〓〓🥟 📻 @dundonradio]

Surely, you’d call yourself Robert.

[Nicolas Bilodeau @nicobilodeau]

#10yearschallenge

[Courtney 🥸 @courtney_j_75]

Wanna know what’s beautiful? Dublin

[Oldfirmfacts @Oldfirmfacts1]

Andy Murray: Scotland's greatest ever sportsperson

[Anna Eila @anna_eila]

Jesus Christ would you look at the time

[Frances Silva @fasilva11]

Imagine winning the first EVER women's Ballon d'Or.

Then giving an unbelievable speech about how big this is for women's football.

Then asking little girls to believe in themselves.

THEN being asked to twerk. Fuck off dude.

[⚜️ @imsoshive_]

“Man, fuck that job. I’m staying home. I wanna quit anyway ... man lemme get my ass up before I’m late.”

[t @its_tannn]

Uni isn’t even hard, it’s just draining Like I’ll attend one lecture and be tired for the rest of the week

[Serg @sayyho_]

Migos singing Sweet Caroline. You’re welcome.