Alex Donnison

What exactly is a wankers hat?

[Alex Donnison @alex_donnison]

@maxrushden @BakersTweet Craig Cellamy Didier Dockba Jury Zhirkov Passed the day this anyway

[Jonathon @jmilburn2003]

What a place seaham is.

[County Durham & Darlington Fire & Rescue Service @CDDFRS]

CDDFRS Firefighters Donnison & Hodgson were presented with a Chief Fire Officers Commendation & a Chief Superintendent’s Commendation from @DurhamPolice for their brave actions supporting the police during a violent attack in Dec 2018 read more here ➡️ https://t.co/jUGtO5qAwG

[Alex Donnison @alex_donnison]

Defoe in a Palace shirt next year with Big Sam will be like seeing your mrs with the bloke she left ya for then she wins custody of the kid

[Alex Donnison @alex_donnison]

Who decided grapes were the gift of choice in hospital like? Heyar mate get a couple of those down ya neck that'll sort your kidney failure

[Alex Donnison @alex_donnison]

Happy birthday Jerry Andreas #ABR #CFM #RedBraids

[County Durham & Darlington Fire & Rescue Service @CDDFRS]

Seaham crews rescued a dog from a ledge at Nose's Point, Seaham seafront this afternoon. The dog was returned to its owner.

[Jack Mac @JackyLad27]

Just got back from Paris, took our flag to show Tommy @ALS_Fanzine @SunderlandEcho @SunderlandAFC

[Jack Mac @JackyLad27]

Well the gamble of paying 253 quid to get to Paris for Saturday to watch England slightly back fired. Anyone got a spare Wales shirt?

[Alex Donnison @alex_donnison]

Leicester haven't won the prem until someone drives it round the pitch in third gear like Drogba did in the champions league

[Alex Donnison @alex_donnison]

The only complaint I have about the cooper rose bouncers is that they didn't escort me from the premises sooner

[Alex Donnison @alex_donnison]

Midday and I'm hammered #FreeAdamJohnson #FreeCrunkBear

[Alex Donnison @alex_donnison]

Made peace with being deed just didn't know what would kill is first the heatstroke or the embarrassment of getting bossed by me fat uncle 🎾

[Alex Donnison @alex_donnison]

Played tennis for about 20 mins earlier in 32 degree heat and I could see me granda telling me to follow the light by the end of the bastard

[Alex Donnison @alex_donnison]

Ganin on holiday now if anyone's arsed ✌️

[Alex Donnison @alex_donnison]

And I'm meant to be going away a week today. #prayfordonny

[Alex Donnison @alex_donnison]

Me mother gets angry when I don't straighten the cushions on the setae so god knows what'll happen when she finds out av lost me passport