Alex

I can make any kind of balloon animal as long as it's a worm or a snake | she/her

[Alex @alex_lorane]

In case this is the end of Twitter, I vote we post all our drafts this weekend just for funsies

[Alex @alex_lorane]

@katiejuststop What an absolute shitshow. @Ticketmaster @TMFanSupport I hate u

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@alysoncerbe The best kind of baby tbh

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@hankgreen Hank, can you please add Booksmart and Crazy Rich Asians to your list

[Alex @alex_lorane]

@alysoncerbe Someone I was talking to this weekend was recommending the rent the runway subscription for maternity clothes!

[Alex @alex_lorane]

@LexieHeikkinen @TheUltimatum Oh no

[Alex @alex_lorane]

Is it possible to pass an anxious attachment style onto your dog

[Alex @alex_lorane]

@blamsiss Oh nooooo ☹️

[Alex @alex_lorane]

Big life update: I think I have heartburn for the first time in my life

[Alex @alex_lorane]

@LightsHoff No, boys are weird!!

[Alex @alex_lorane]

I just found out James does this and I am disturbed. He claims it’s the only way to keep water out of his eyes??? Who am I dating

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Wth is the issue

[Alex @alex_lorane]

@LexieHeikkinen How have I not noticed in 8 years??? He says girls’ hair absorbs the water better and that’s why it doesn’t get in our eyes when we stand the opposite direction 😂

[Alex @alex_lorane]

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[Alex @alex_lorane]

I’ve never been prouder of myself in my entire life

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[Alex @alex_lorane]

For context, I haven’t lived in the same state as my dad since I was 15!!

[Alex @alex_lorane]

Easily one of the best things about living in Denver? Tonight my dad texted and asked who’s hungry and an hour later, I was at dinner with my dad & brother

[Alex @alex_lorane]

@ericatalks Especially not in a panini, that’s too much pressure

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@katiejuststop @culvers ME TOO. Are they gone forever?? 😢

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@ColeyWilliams21 Some of us have always known he was destined for this 🙏🏻

[Alex @alex_lorane]

@katiejuststop sure doesn’t 🥴