Alex Cornell

cosmic light briefly manifested as human🌞🦋 #blm she/her

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

Mischief managed amirite

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Ducks on a cold glass roof.

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

The new $90mil business building vs the design building @WestVirginiaU

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

The engineering The math
building on building on
ever single every single
campus campus

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

@JesseFredeen i would like if you formally retracted your previous statement about my wonderful nephew being unsure about me, i am clearly his favorite person🤠

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

@JesseFredeen don’t you say one bad word about ozzie bear😤

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

@JesseFredeen ozzie bear loves me😤❤️🐻

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

@Mary_Chapman17 see mine was in the opposite order but Morgantown

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

@deanecornell tires made out of salt

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

@deanecornell yeah and i still don’t know yet?

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

my mind don’t brain, but my brain don’t mind

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

@_xallieshay i see you liked this tweet, i know you’re subtweeting john✋🏼😔

[Addatude @addatude_]

Your dad talking to your friend of 10+ years trying to remember their name

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

*Me after apologizing for the first time ever in my life :

[gata @aaamnihc]

i cannot fuck w people who constantly play victim or never apologize . baby sometimes you are wrong

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

Want You Back by Cher Lloyd is the og Deja Vu, I said what I said 😔✋🏼

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

ummm (shouldn’t be a) controversial take but putting 8 year olds+ in a sparkly bra and trunks for a dance competition is not cute... it’s actually exploitation and it’s weird

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

had a little boy who couldn’t be any older than 8 see me and immediately tell me how beautiful i was yesterday while at work and also wearing a mask haha made my day but also where is your mother?

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

@_graciespears casa has roaches🤢

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

why are my love languages all of them... hold me while telling me how special i am and also let’s play a game and oh you folded my laundry and bought me something i’ve been needing/wanting? cool

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

i mean you were away for xmas, new years, our one year, and now also valentine’s so if you’re looking for another gift to add onto the 1,000 you already owe me🥰😝 @JElahel

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

sometimes i just pretend mac miller is still alive or wish he secretly faked his death and is doin good livin the dream somewhere makin music

[Alex Cornell @Alex_m_cornell]

i miss jenna marbles :(

[Mac Miller Forever 🎈 @llisonbyrd]

YOU TELLING ME DONALD TRUMP’S LAST DAY AS PRESIDENT AND MAC MILLER’S BIRTHDAY IS THE SAME DAY?!?!?? LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!