Alex

[𝐓𝐎𝐅𝐔 • 𝚂𝚑𝚎𝚍𝚝𝚠𝚝 @Tofuisnotokay]

How it feels to check the calories of the thing you just stuffed yourself with

[𝑚𝑜𝑘𝑘𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑑𝑡𝑤𝑡˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @mokkedtwt]

ed insomnia is so annoying omg its 2am LET ME SLEEP

[Detective Salvaje 📕 ☕️ @s_guillermo]

Si la máquina no puede cometer suicidio no puede escribir poesía.

[Alex @Alex_tea]

@junimouj8u Good luck Mootie!!! I wish you the best :D

[Lonnie @p0ptartkitty]

yall ever eat smth and think it wasn’t even worth the calories

[mocha‎۶ৎ @starringmocha]

drowsy weather thinspo because autumn fog is upon us ⋆°•☁︎⋆

a thread for #edrtwtㅤ

[kyro @wyakyro_]

i feel like this is what a bed should look like. Not a block of cheese

[kitty @lovrcqt]

can they stop making high protein stuff and focus on low kcal products instead?? nobody gives a fuck about high protein

[Dua @Duakz5q]

Calling r*pe “forced sex” is like calling robbery “unwanted shopping” — stop minimizing serious violence

[sev ⋆.˚ @sevifx]

trying to find low cal mealspo and it's deadass just rice cakes and plain tuna do you guys know seasonings aren't high calorie yet

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[becca @kokorobitch]

i do think the australian right wingers crying that “christian” isn’t a census option is funny, but i do also think an increasing number of self-identified christians don’t actually know what denomination they are and so would be genuinely confused by the form

[adie @sa1nte_devote]

♡ themed bingo cards to make walking fun! ♡

a thread for #edrtwt

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

[Elder @elderisback]

It’s crazy how if I don’t eat, the psychological need to eat isn’t really there. As soon as I eat, I can’t shut it off.

[craig @adonixleen]

nervous perverts be like: Touch me you slut, or don't if you're not into that it's fine if you aren't

[lavenza 🍵|| sleepy.tea @sle3py_t34]

there’s a boy from my college who’s so normal he makes me laugh every time i check his instagram story cuz it feels like he’s doing a parody. all his posts are like “lovely day out with the family” or “just got cpr certified!”

[taffy @_tinytaffy]

everyone posting they don’t wanna lose their boobs i feel like the outlier GET THEM OFF ME GET MY BOOBS GONE NOW NOW NOW