Alexa

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

stop asking me out to places after 4pm when it’s dark outside…it’s winter now i want to be in bed dressed like this by 5pm sharp

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real

[𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑🔪 @deathndhorror]

September 30 October 1st

[Laura Burkhardt @LauraAnnSTL]

From Jennifer Carter, a teacher at Apalachee High School in Winder, Georgia.

What the hell are we doing?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when I discover a good series that came out 15yrs ago with 8 seasons

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

I know a caesar salad hate to see me coming.

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

me staring at the pickle on your plate wondering if I could have it

[Blake Emal @heyblake]

Inside Out giving us the tools for great emotional marketing:

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

literally

[nicolle @micstirling]

WE HAVE OFFICIALLY ENTERED BRIDGERTON SEASON 3 RELEASE WEEK

[trash jones @jzux]

this is who you’re asking to work 40 hours a week btw

[MoodieforBach @MoodieforBach]

daisy cottage cheese this is NOT THE TIME #TheBachelor

[MoodieforBach @MoodieforBach]

happy finale day to all who celebrate #TheBachelor

[Wyatt @wyattmetzger99]

Joey leaving this season being best friends with all the girls #TheBachelor

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when anyone asks my favourite weather

this is it

[sophie @sophienicoleO]

me recommending one day on netflix so people experience the pain i had to go through

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

Cool. I have a 14 year old daughter watching her first Superbowl. She’s happy to take your place.