Alexa

ocean state 🌊 • palmetto state 🌴

[Alexa @alexa_moses99]

@juliaef_ let’s not forget this one

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

If food worked you wouldn’t need to keep eating it.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

He’s been in office for over 550 days and inflation is higher than when Biden left office.

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I tried America… will try again next time I see this nerd

[Allegro ♪ @Allegro_spl]

My dad threw my ds out a 2nd story window as a kid, completely destroying it, bc I wasn’t getting ready fast enough

I didn’t learn to be more time efficient from it, I just cried a lot and got really uneasy whenever he picked up my things after that.

Don’t do this to your kids.

[zellie @zellieimani]

No amount of breathing exercises or journaling can fix the stress of living paycheck to paycheck.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

If it turns out Mitch McConnell is dead and the GOP are involved in a coverup to prevent a special election that is mandated by Kentucky law, people need to go to prison.

Full stop.

[🪶MrBlueCat🪶 @BiXolotl]

one of my hotter takes is that human lives are not more important than an animals, and animals should not be euthanized for attacking someone because they were stupid and got too close. they are wild animals, its what they do. its like shooting a human because they took a shit

[Praise @tufpraise]

mamdani is the democrats' worst nightmare because he's living proof that they just aren't doing their jobs

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TRimamfyen]

Drug tests are funny.

The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.

The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Full time work should guarantee a full life, not just survival. If you put in 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, you should be able to afford rent, food, bills, and still have enough left over to enjoy life. No matter where you work, a full time job should provide a livable wage.

[blue @bluewmist]

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

[𝓜𝓻𝓼. 𝓢 @smalltown_wife]

I truly don’t understand parents who make their kids wake up for no reason if there’s no school, no job, and nowhere else to be. it’s summertime. they have the rest of their lives to wake up early. just let the kids sleep, for goodness’ sake

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

Her husband immediately starting a go fund me and describing her as “successfully” having given birth before an “extremely rare” complication got her… ick Postpartum hemorrhage is NOT extremely rare it’s VERY COMMON and that’s why we GO TO A HOSPITAL

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500.

If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.

[Sam ☽ @somegrlsam]

Was required to have my full name on my badge at work, resulted in a patient sending me this. Even after blocking him when he contacted me via social media (And yes, he did send a card to my HOME) and I’m sure men will defend this too.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

if a doctor who graduated medical school says you need something, it should be illegal for someone sitting behind an insurance desk with absolutely zero medical training to deny you coverage...

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Zohran Mamdani is 34 years old. YOUNG PEOPLE CAN LEAD EFFECTIVELY. You don't have to be 70 with "life experience" to do a good job.

[Storm™ @dilophosaurid]

I need this man to be president

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If abortion is “murder,” then parents refusing a simple vitamin K shot to prevent their newborn from bleeding to death should be too.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!!!