Top 5 female experiences
- realizing ur kinda chopped
- getting called fat for the first time
- realizing it was SA
- developing an Ed
- crashing out over a guy you never dated
Girlfriend texted “beef fried rice for dinner?” And apple AI suggested “Okay sounds great!” like I’m some lobotomized drone - maybe a castrated dog? No, I’m a human being.. I feel things. When my gf says beef fried rice for dinner I say “mmmmmf fuckk” I’m not some algorithm
2024: why are you acting like you DON'T know this song?
2025: are you doing the grammys thing where you guys are famous and shit you don't sing along, excuse my language, COME ON!
miley cyrus lo icónica que eres✨