Alexa Miller

Don’t ask me to turn your lights on.

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Proof that good things can happen if you just mind ya business. #GameOfThronesFinale

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When you hear car value is going up so you look into selling and you get this back…… imma go lay down

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Bruh

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When the first thing your client says after their facial is “fuuck, that was amazing”

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My @Starbucks is out of iced coffee….
Out. Of. Iced. Coffee.

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@katiethurston @BrettSVergara Ok, playing irreplaceable by Beyoncé.

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All I see. #TheBachelorette

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When you get a sugar baby as a client for a facial and she says “give me all your recommendations, daddy’s payin”

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

This one frame in Signs is the reason i didn’t sleep for all of 2002

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Drew just request “No Air” by Jordan Sparks so I’m going to need some alone time to process this disappointment.

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Me at @texasdebrazil trying to prepare myself for the 3rd round of meats.. #meatsweats

[Resident Evil @RE_Games]

See new trailer and gameplay for Resident Evil Village from the live Resident Evil Showcase! #REShowcase #REVillage

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@s_frances_

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@ Drew

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For whoever needs to hear this...

Close your eyes when you’re getting a facial... please

[Alexa Miller @alexabmiller]

✋

[Fleabag @fleabag]

Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by #Fleabag. 🙋‍♀️

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@kharb88 You can call me, I have off

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@s_frances_

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When you finally taste your boyfriends family meatballs and they pass the test.

Now, let the wedding commence.

[Alexa Miller @alexabmiller]

I just witnessed a 80+ yo man sing Happy Birthday through voicemail to his niece and end the song with
“get plastered you bitch”
and I am sent.