mountain mama

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Girls with iron deficiency

[hedonism bot @ecoterrorist420]

stumbled upon something truly shocking on my walk home from work today

[jess @dre4mluvr]

me and the baby chopping it up at the four seasons orlando bar

[clare @sadderlizards]

please please please let me get what i want

[mountain mama @alexabodine]

@mar__lac “Book” 😭😭 I would be sobbing

[prash @abIondedlife]

goddamn man-child

[Nickeee @Nick__Nation]

me when i flip on the lights in my apartment after a long day and ariana grande’s boyfriend starts scattering under the couch

[Supernova Momma @SupernovaMomma]

She preaching

[THEO ADSR @ThatSoThe0]

HE AINT NO READERRRRRRRRR

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

My mind in 5th grade when someone told me that “you can bite through your finger just as easily as you can bite through a carrot but your brain doesn’t let you”

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”

“What is that?” asked Frog.

“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”

[cory @coolmathgame_]

[first guy to go birdwatching] someone needs to be watching those fuckin things

[h @ipodmacbook]

scanning my parents old film they were going nuts with these fits. my mom was using me like a game of sims

[clare @sadderlizards]

how it feels to leave the house after 5pm

[ally ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @vampritez]

INSANE GOODWILL DONATION TODAY😭