Alexa Kresojevich

I prefer to spend most of my time in desperate need of a haircut.

[NYTimesGuild @NYTimesGuild]

Today we were ready to work for as long as it took to reach a fair deal, but management walked away from the table with five hours to go. It’s official: @NYTimesGuild members are walking out for 24 hours on Thursday. We know what we’re worth.

[Alexa Kresojevich @AlexaMcKres]

Maybe it's time I stop using "Where Is Thumbkin" as a model for all social interactions?

[Alexa Kresojevich @AlexaMcKres]

proud to say I didn't peak in high school; bummed to say it's because I peaked in elementary school.

[Alexa Kresojevich @AlexaMcKres]

I need to find a lawyer to advise me on how to deal with my fuckin' lawyer.

[Billy Kimball @ReallyKimball]

Well, well, well. All you Wordle score posters seem MIGHTY quiet today.

[Alexa Kresojevich @AlexaMcKres]

when your gyno takes one look and turns around and grabs a different-sized speculum

[Alexa Kresojevich @AlexaMcKres]

I spend way too much time worrying that I've accidentally Memento-ed myself with my vitamins but I REFUSE to get one of those pill sorter things.

[Alison @therealalisonw]

staring at my script waiting for it to write itself

[Alexa Kresojevich @AlexaMcKres]

As long as we're beating IP to death...can we get Jamie Lee Curtis, Linda Hamilton and Neve Campbell in a flick together for a survivalist-off?

[Alexa Kresojevich @AlexaMcKres]

@DMC_Heals why can't I get through on any of your hospital phone lines?

[JetPhotos @JetPhotos]

Alaska Airlines’ Salmon Thirty-Salmon 737 landing in San Jose. https://t.co/LSwO0vzi88 © Angelos Panou

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

they’re filming white lotus season 2 here

[Alexa Kresojevich @AlexaMcKres]

Sometimes I feel like people with "baby fever" just never actually noticed the existence of babies before.

[Alexa Kresojevich @AlexaMcKres]

We all hear an ominous synth chord whenever we see a car change lanes in our rear view mirror, right?

[Alexa Kresojevich @AlexaMcKres]

Can't wait to meet her.

[Alexa Kresojevich @AlexaMcKres]

I don't think there's ever been so elegantly mysterious a character as Plunge Pool.

[Alexa Kresojevich @AlexaMcKres]

Every time I look at this I cackle.

[Alexa Kresojevich @AlexaMcKres]

Can't wait to have kids so I have someone to manage my emotions for the rest of my life!

[Rose Adams @rose_n_adams]

Who did this hahahaha