Alison

comedy writer / sketch @goldcomedy /former: @boogiemanja / head writer of my tweets

[Alison @therealalisonw]

My tweets are my writing samples. No further questions.

[Alison @therealalisonw]

NOTHING, and I cannot stress this enough, beats a jet2 holiday

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

The New York City Council must now pronounce Amaya as the Princess of New York City

[trash jones @jzux]

“what’s your 5 year plan” i’ll probably go to the movies next week I think

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

need everyone to see this pic of spike lee

[OBCrack @OBcrack]

me every single day of 2025 so far

[gill @contactabrother]

100 men should try venmoing me

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

the vibes this summer

[Alison @therealalisonw]

what in the bushwick globetrotters

[Helly R Shady Facts @milfatron3000]

Average Britt Lower hobby

[Sharon Levin @SLevinWashDC]

A few #WhiteLotus thoughts:
1. We’re supposed to think Belinda/Porchnoi mirrors Tanya/Belinda, but does it? Tanya approached Belinda about the investment, got her hopes up, & then bailed. Porchnoi approached Belinda, who was non-commital & then she left. It doesn’t quite work.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Best TV character of all time is a toss up between Mr. Milchik and Judy Gemstone

[a 🫐 @borschtghost]

obsessed with how he says monosyllabically, tramell tillman your emmy is waiting for you

[delaney @danversguardian]

oh this diva

[Daniel Liu @danieldayliuis]

raven symone gives a comedic performance in that’s so raven that genuinely is as genius and culturally significant as lucille ball’s in i love lucy .

[Ramin Setoodeh @RaminSetoodeh]

Colman Domingo invited the #Oscars to dance at that commercial break.

[Netflix @netflix]

Younger is NOW ON NETFLIX. Starring Sutton Foster, Hilary Duff, and Debi Mazar.

When a 40 year old woman looking to revive her career faces age discrimination, she remakes herself as 26-year old rookie and starts all over again in the publishing world...and her love life.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo's 2025 Ins and Outs
In- smiling more
In- making new friends
In- learning big words

Out- rocks

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Wicked was fabulous. I'm holding space for aWoAHHHohhAHHHHH. PERIOD!