Alexander Patton

Proud 🇨🇦 Canadian
NAIT Disaster & Emergency Management Student
Go Mammoth! #TusksUp

[Alexander Patton @alexanderpatton]

That Scotland game was absolute bullshit. That ref needs to be fired ffs.

[NASA @NASA]

@alltooriah Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps

[Alexander Patton @alexanderpatton]

Thanks to someone, I can't stand the word "special" anymore...
#Artemis2 #NASA

[project hail dado ⚢ 🎱 @astrasdoctor]

THIS is my barbenheimer

[₄₄rowan⁷⁷ @dachology]

astronaut jeremy hansen talking about what his indigenous mentors taught him about the moon 🥲🥲

[Maxarick @Maxarick]

Based on the crew's description, this is the Carroll crater ♥️

[Cinema Shogun @CinemaShogun]

The Artemis II crew filmed 🎥 an 80s sitcom intro video.

And I love ❤️ it.

[Alexander Patton @alexanderpatton]

New Canadian heritage moment lol

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Astronaut Jeremy Hansen shows off Canadian maple syrup aboard the Orion spacecraft.

[NASA @NASA]

"Welcome to my old neighborhood." Our @NASAArtemis II astronauts woke up on the sixth day of their mission to a special message recorded in 2025 by astronaut Jim Lovell, the pilot of Apollo 8.

[Alexander Patton @alexanderpatton]

Apple just got an awesome ad when Jeremy Hansen showed the camera a photo he took on his iPhone of the moon :P
#NASA #moon #Artemis #Artemis2 @NASA @NASAArtemis @Apple @csa_asc @Astro_Jeremy

[NASA's Johnson Space Center @NASAJohnson]

Today, humans will fly farther from home than they’ve ever been before.

Today at 1:56 p.m. EDT, the Artemis II crew will surpass the distance achieved during the Apollo 13 mission, maxing out their distance from Earth at 248,655 miles. Watch live: https://t.co/ltLH8efV8Z

[RanⓍerox @xerox623291]

@NASA Hansen is there because he'll be best able to function round the freezing cold side of the moon. For him it's windows down, tee shirt weather.

[Alexander Patton @alexanderpatton]

Tonight's @utahmammoth game summary...

#GoMammoth #TusksUp

[Alexander Patton @alexanderpatton]

@Bug_Hall Said like a true Catholic… 🙄

[Alexander Patton @alexanderpatton]

@ToNew135 @MattWallace888 Out of the all the provinces, the Alberta government provides the least funding to sport... like this would even happen.

[Alexander Patton @alexanderpatton]

@GaTn615 @robertjeffress @FLOTUS @POTUS The Church of Fake Christians Just For Show

[Alexander Patton @alexanderpatton]

Hey @RyanQualtrics @utahmammoth - can we get you on Bluesky too? Would love to support the team on there!

[Alexander Patton @alexanderpatton]

Good job refs on giving the Rangers that last goal! Fucking bullshit.
#GoMammoth #Utah #NHL

[Scott Dellinger the 4th @scottdellinger]

Remember when your boomer parents would say "I'll give you something to cry about!"?

We feared a spanking, but instead they destroyed the environment, the housing market, and the economy.