alexander slack

I'm not a role model or Dr Seuss. Drawing Inspiration from Ross Kemp. LCFC

[Ross Kemp @RossKemp]

Yes! #ENGvNZL

[alexander slack @AlexanderSlack]

Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP. https://t.co/fLh5c5lvSQ

[alexander slack @AlexanderSlack]

@RyanairFlights FR1373 should we go to the gate ?

[alexander slack @AlexanderSlack]

Could not agree more #kingkendrick https://t.co/krPmyQ8DmX

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

You explicitly said nobody would ever know. Hope your songs are better than your ability to keep secrets. https://t.co/X6OZKIGqu0

[Galactic Keegan @GalacticKeegan]

At Fulham during his visit, I took Michael Jackson on trial - Janet asked if I was joking.
“I’m sorry, Ms Jackson,” I said. “I am for real.”

[Galactic Keegan @GalacticKeegan]

I went to confide in Howard Webb my plan to join the L’zuhl. I had to tell someone but if General Leigh found out, he’d kill me - or worse.

[Galactic Keegan @GalacticKeegan]

“Iain!” I said angrily, “this bloke is not my mate! Harry, you idiot, these people are going to kill you!”
A gunshot later… and I was right.

[Cavan Griffin @CavanGriffin]

@GalacticKeegan @AlexanderSlack

[alexander slack @AlexanderSlack]

@GalacticKeegan @CavanGriffin gold

[Galactic Keegan @GalacticKeegan]

The big day is here: Prince William and Kate Middleton have arrived on Palangonia. I sprayed my denim jacket gold to look a bit classier.

[alexander slack @AlexanderSlack]

Saturday mornings completed by @dotunadebayo @Tim_Vickery #worldfootballphonein

[alexander slack @AlexanderSlack]

@JacobJCoupe you better start believing in ghost stories miss turner

[Galactic Keegan @GalacticKeegan]

I felt sick. I was looking at a man who’d vanished five months ago. I was looking at The Great Betrayer.

The Wise Man… was Richard Madeley.

[Daily Mail Comments @BestoftheMail]

Can't stop laughing at this Mail story - young boy finds message in a bottle from coked up 'sesh gremlins'