Alex Cohen

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

@JusticeDanKelly LOSER

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

In his last attack on the world, Osama blew up all of our twitter feeds.

[Daily Trojan @dailytrojan]

TroGro will return to 24 hours of operation, according to USC Hospitality: http://bit.ly/hnHKVy

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

can someone help me? ive had a twitter for 2 years and still don't get how any of it works

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

USC Sex Photo Scandal Erupts After Kappa Sigma Member Captured Having Sex on Campus Building Rooft.. http://bit.ly/fVI2bE

[Jeremy Piven @jeremypiven]

The All Star game is about as competitive as the prices @ Fred Segal ...

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

@SecretSmith I swear every single one of your tweets seems to be about Katy Perry. I luv her too.

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

Tron 3D rocked.

[Daily Trojan @dailytrojan]

USC announces that beginning in 2011, the university will no longer hold classes on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving: http://bit.ly/hpks8Z

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

got hired at free people hollywood, best day ever

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

@dsvid ur my life RT: Happy birthdayyy @alexandracohen!! Love you so much

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

beyond obsessed with charlie brown christmas. it takes me places!

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

excited for my paycheck, 50.1 hours is my record!

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

stoked on brazilian blowout.

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

who would've thought kanye's tweets could be so inspirational at this time

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

@pinotfunk I'm so sorry I didn't end up making it out ! I'm really sad! Is ur bro still in town? we should all hang!

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

@mprecordings lol!

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

last night I had a dream I got into grad school and that my emphasis of study was in Lost...yes, the show

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

having a great day

[Alex Cohen @alexandracohen]

people keep stealing my popcorn out of my cabinet. if you're gonna drunkenly steal my popcorn at least replace it :(