You know your hair looks a mess when your mother (who only sees you on FaceTime) books you a haircut with her hairdresser in South Carolina as a Christmas present. 🤷🏻♀️💇🏻♀️
Lol sometimes I see these inspirational quotes on kids’ walls like “you’re going to move mountains” and I think our kids will need one like “you’re going to eat chicken nuggets...often”
There’s a young man sitting in this coffee shop eating chocolate cake for breakfast, wearing a Christmas sweater, and reading a book...he’s even taken his shoes off and is warming his socked feet by the fire. This confidence of this millennial man is #goals tbh
Just crying about George HW Bush dying and the fact that he wore book socks to Barbara Bush’s funeral for her commitment to literacy in April and then died a few months later. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is. 😭💗
My want to have a good Halloween costume is always trumped by need to spend as little money as possible and exert as little energy as possible into the actual costume
I just saw a star is born and if you’re planning on seeing it you should know there is a scene where a very good dog is very sad and I cried for the rest of the movie.
Student: come to my senior night bro
Me: I’ll be there. What time?
Student: 7:30 man
Me: cool. See you there.
*7:30 on senior night*
Student: dude you missed my senior stuff
Me: what?!? You told me 7:30 man.
Student: they changed it to 6, cant belIeve u missed it man
Me: dude
Why why why do I torture myself by watching the walking dead season after season. These adrenaline rushes might kill me (only to bring me back to a walker half-life only to kill me again).