Alex

your funeral my trial

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

fuck iambic pentameter

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

personally i’ll pay more for a pink razor

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

@emilykmay i actually find them more comfortable

[Sylvia Plath's Food Diary @whatsylviaate]

The stove is gradually becoming more of a friend. 1951

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

A woman’s place is in the oven

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

@keeyrahtolliver clinically

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

peanut butter is a man’s food

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

@keeyrahtolliver what now

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

everybody knows the middle of the sidewalk is the fast lane

[Sylvia Plath's Food Diary @whatsylviaate]

the prospect of continually eating cake and continually having more of it always appeals to the feminine-logic side of my nature 8/5/54

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

the most intriguing plot undercurrent of love island is why the host hates himself so much

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

the real pandemic is crocs

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

if u put ur ear up to a la croix u can hear the ocean

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

@clairelocicero @WORLDSTAR the office

[Sylvia Plath. @unabridgedplath]

beautiful and grotesque

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

@histories_arch i want one

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

@heyjaredhey why does no one talk about 2008

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

when we first moved to ny ciara was concerned that our french press would give us high cholesterol

[uglydilf @keeyrahtolliver]

if you’re a man and you hang up on me instead hang your self

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

@sad_w0lf oh aw ew

[Alex @alexandrajaded]

@sad_w0lf no