Alexandra Scott

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

me after 6 tequila shots

[Alexandra Scott @alexandrascott3]

@abtarv So so brave

[chase @_chase_____]

apartments are so weird like why do we all live in the same house who’s the dad

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

me going through the day being able to control my mouth but not my facial expressions

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

ENOUGH clean girl. The new trend is dirty girl. Unshowered, no vitamins, wrinkled clothes. Late for work four days in a row. Has 5 purchased and unused journals.

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

she’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

[💗 @urfaveluvr]

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

if you were a worm i would pour water on the ground so you have to come up and spend time with me

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Don’t mess with Dolly.

[helena riley @freshhel]

I wonder if kylies italian greyhounds look at Timothy and assume he’s their biological father

[g a b y @gabydvj]

female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. then thirty minutes later you get to trade

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

me rising from my edible coma to ask the flight attendant for a ginger ale in a clear, considerate voice that conveys gratefulness and respect

[jovan @ehjovan]

you’re lying if you say you wouldn’t do crack with hunter biden if he asked… especially on the 4th of july

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

just checking in

[marty @MartyOropeza]

For the record this was the US Capitol during the BLM Protestors

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Actors are often (not always but often) treated like garbage and taken advantage of because “we’re just lucky to have a job” and “we’re gonna take the job anyway” etc etc. It’s very fucked up.

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

Man, this.

[Famous Campaigns @famouscampaigns]

‘Choose your humans wisely’

Best Biden campaign video so far