alexandria

local conspiracy theorist, holistic nutritionist, Jesus is my homie

[alexandria @alexanfloria]

i’d much rather be hated for speaking about what i believe in than being liked for never saying anything at all. if the past year taught me anything, it’s this:
the right people will support you no matter what. be yourself and you’ll find the right people.

[alexandria @alexanfloria]

Dear (some) 401 drivers,

Why are you using your high beams? When was it decided that this was ok to do?
Do you really need your high beams when you have the brightest LED headlights known to man?

Sincerely,
Now I’m blind.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Susie Wiles is great

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Donald Trump appoints the first ever female Chief of Staff in American history.

Glass ceiling shattered.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

In the internet age we are expected to care about everything everywhere all the time. But that isn’t natural, or even possible.

[alexandria @alexanfloria]

@noelwhite4 Turkey = their S.O. In their photo they post, not the legit bird. But that’s a good way to put it in general

[alexandria @alexanfloria]

@_jsommerville @elonmusk Hope he sees this

[alexandria @alexanfloria]

23 years old and ordering a gazebo online because it’s on sale. Some might say I peaked in high school, but no, this is my peak. Buying gazebos is the peak. Actually it’s only really part of the peak. I think I’m still going to continue peaking from here.

[alexandria @alexanfloria]

i definitely pray every day to be more like the Proverbs 31 woman. she is goals.

[alexandria @alexanfloria]

i just followed my biggest crush @_jsommerville , i hope he follows me back🤩🥰🥰🤠🤪🫶🏼

[Gina @FlorioGina]

Most of the single women who obsess over “self care” and complain about anxiety would just be way happier if they got married and had a baby

[alexandria @alexanfloria]

@veevee_1993 @Apple the first time it happened I was like, “no, it couldn’t have!”. so that’s why the next day I took the same route with the gps and low and behold, it totally said that.

[alexandria @alexanfloria]

just took the same route as yesterday to the 401 today just so i could hear apple maps tell me to “merge onto 401 east in 7 o’clock metres” again. not 700 metres, but 7 o’clock metres.

[Ross Schumann @RossSchumann]

@POTUS When you took office the economy was in a historic bounce back.

Since then it has peaked and is now regressing, with over half a million full time jobs being lost since May of 2022.

Credit card debt is skyrocketing while personal savings plummet.

Due to your policies.

[alexandria @alexanfloria]

life goal: a ton of investment properties. flipping houses. landlord capitalist.

[alexandria @alexanfloria]

good thing we have men 😌

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Massive respect to all the workers out in this weather. This electrician's job helping to restore power isn't for the faint hearted. Esp when he needs to unbuckle for a few seconds 🫣

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Massive respect to all the workers out in this weather. This electrician's job helping to restore power isn't for the faint hearted. Esp when he needs to unbuckle for a few seconds 🫣

[alexandria @alexanfloria]

do you think that some celebrities haven’t actually died but they had to pretend they did and give up everything to get out of the holds of the illuminati & elite and now they are just mundane people who get told they look like a deceased celebrity by random people

[alexandria @alexanfloria]

the libs know their days are numbered and will desperately do anything now. how much tax payer $$$ do you think went into this?

[Marie Oakes @TheMarieOakes]

Canada is so cringe. Using Santa and Christmas to push their propaganda.

[alexandria @alexanfloria]

the “tolerant left” 🫣

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

100 grams of peanut butter is 588 calories.

100 grams of a striploin steak is 117 calories.

You also get an abundance of micronutrients by eating the steak.

Let's never make this comparison ever again.